The Seventh Deadly Sin
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Ice-T
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Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers✦ asked✦
Me why I didn't do no old sex nasty✦ shit
But this year I went down to Miami✦ and got my nigga✦ from 2 Live
Brother✦ Marquis✦ in the house
Yeah, I'm the motherfucking✦ nigga✦
Yeah, we gonna✦ answer✦ the question✦ about✦ girl problems✦
All these niggas✦ is having✦ girl problems,✦ Marq
Huh, tell 'em, man, tell 'em, my nigga✦
Let me tell you what time it is
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes✦ to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes✦ to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there's✦ a bitch over✦ there, hey, the one I'm gonna✦ get
But yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet, I'll slam her sister✦ though
Word, I'll slam the whole damn herd
I'll fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes✦ to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily✦
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having✦ girl problems,✦ I feel bad for you, son
Got 99 problems✦ and a bitch ain't one, hit it
No, a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves✦ velvet✦ and the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch that all her titties✦ give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny,✦ a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't
A bitch who loves✦ fucking✦ on an airplane
I even✦ got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top✦ Benz
Long ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who plays piano,✦ a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances✦ naked,✦ a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager✦ with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily✦
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having✦ girl problems,✦ I feel bad for you, son
Got 99 problems✦ and a bitch ain't one, hit me
Yo, Marquis,✦ you from Miami,✦ man
Why don't you show these motherfuckers✦ all over✦ the world
The 2 Live style of how the bitches✦
Treat a motherfucking✦ fly nigga✦ like you?
I got 99 problems✦ and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hoes 'cause I don't need none of them
Pussies✦ love temptation,✦ dicks the persuasion✦
All hoes suck cock, nigga,✦ how you playin'?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth, take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga✦ the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only✦ love my hoes when I'm going up inside✦ her
Problem✦ number✦ one is getting✦ money✦
I'd rather✦ taste the green than sip the honey✦
So don't expect nothing✦ 'cause I ain't offering
I go hard on my bitches✦ 'cause I'm never,✦ never✦ softening
Putting the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
The wham, bam, thank you, ma'am game is ran on 'em
So fuck how you feel, your fucking✦ cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill
Getting✦ pussy's✦ just another✦ expense
If pussy✦ pays the bills, then dick pays the rent
I only✦ need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I got 99 problems✦ and a bitch ain't one, ha
Yo, Marquis,✦ my motherfucker, you got problems,✦ man?
A bitch ain't one
Aw, shit, let me tell you how to do this shit
I got a bitch that loves✦ to jig
She'll fuck you right after✦ she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves✦ boats
I got a bitch who loves✦ handcuffs and ropes✦
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin✦ and a bitch that's a ho
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man because that bitch is two
I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves✦ rap, a bitch who loves✦ rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under✦ me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
I got a bitch that's dirty,✦ got a bitch that's neat
I got a super✦ fine bitch that I knocked in a swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily✦
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having✦ girl problems,✦ I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems✦ and a bitch ain't one, hit me
No, a bitch ain't one
Huh, you know a bitch ain't one
You know what I'm saying?
I got a problem✦ with my motherfucking✦ rent, Marquis✦
But a bitch ain't one
Man, you got yourself nothing,✦ man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes, nigga✦
A bitch ain't one
I got problems✦ staying out here on the street
With these police✦ trying to take a nigga✦ out, you know?
But a bitch ain't one
Got a problem✦ with motherfuckers✦ buying my records
But a bitch ain't one
Fuck 'em all, nigga,✦ fuck them motherfuckers✦
You know what I'm saying?
Bitch ain't one, got problems,✦ man
All them motherfuckers✦ can kiss my motherfucking✦ ass
Really?✦ (For real)
Niggas✦ worrying✦ about✦ bitches✦
They better,✦ they better✦ find something else to worry✦ about✦
You know what I'm saying?
I hope they come down, I ain't no motherfucking✦ cop, you know?
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