Authentic
Bartender Please
LL Cool J
Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis
31
End
218
Internal
88
Multi
199
Slant
8
Chain
Rhyme Groups — hover to spotlight
[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget✦ yo swag (Forget✦ yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money,✦ I don't care bout that (I don't care about✦ that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary✦ chicks away✦ (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another✦ hundred✦ bottles✦ to me (Bartender✦ please)
You better✦ feel me... Feel me
Yeah
[Verse 2: Snoop Dogg]
Hold and grow, dipped✦ in what
Get a grip then flip, grip the dick, Heathcliff
The giff, the gaff, the riff, the raff
I'm slick with the bit when I pin it to
I'm attracted swag or the crip Louie bags
La di da and my Adidas
Get out for shizzey, just say you never✦ pissey✦
You'll never✦ as cool as me, cool, chill back
[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget✦ yo swag (Forget✦ yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money,✦ I don't care bout that (I don't care about✦ that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary✦ chicks away✦ (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another✦ hundred✦ bottles✦ to me (Bartender✦ please)
You better✦ feel me... Feel me
Yeah
[Verse 3: LL Cool J]
Yea, this the same old script
LL Jordan,✦ white riders on tip
Proving every✦ rapper✦ in the game can't spit
You gon turn around✦ and get yo forehead split
Finish with the workout,✦ I might blow the splif
Young girls talking bout – Hi, Mister✦ Smith
Quick baby,✦ put the Maserati in 5th
Brim on the 80 ave, lookin✦ all stiff
LL, boy where you been?
Without✦ you in the game how the coach gon win?
Call Snoop Dogg, it's time to go in
Tell my man Bootsy✦ bring the big mouths in
Step on the parkay,✦ you know I'm gon win
It's tight balling, you can't defend✦
If money✦ is stacked up, Cool's locked✦ in
Ya'll get the message, I ain't gotta✦ press send
[Hook: Melody Thornton, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
Forget✦ yo swag (Forget✦ yo swag)
Feel me... Feel me
Got money,✦ I don't care bout that (I don't care about✦ that)
Feel me... Feel me
Keep them ordinary✦ chicks away✦ (Get up out my face)
Feel me... Feel me
Bring another✦ hundred✦ bottles✦ to me (Bartender✦ please)
You better✦ feel me... Feel me
Yeah
[Breakdown: Bootsy Collins, LL Cool J & Snoop Dogg]
LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away✦
Ayo what's up, Snoop, man, what's happenin'✦
Say what?
LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away✦ (Ayo Bootsy,✦ who dat, man? Who dat?)
Doggy✦ right there (Definitely funky✦ right?)
Sounds crazy✦
L to the L, baby✦ Cool to the J
Yo, gimme that little sound, to make this sound
Oh no. Forget✦ your swag. You ain't got no swag (Hell no)
L to the L, baby✦ Cool to the J, this is how we funk today✦ (Snoop Doggy✦ Dogg, wuddup?)✦
Wuddup✦ Snoop?
Bounce and bounce (Bootsy!)✦
Stuck in that boys are now (Yo Big Bootsy,✦ what's happenin✦ baby?)✦
All around✦ the world for the big mouth girl (How old is that keyboard?)
The diggin'✦ down shiggin' it, I'm out here diggin'✦ it
Ride Sally,✦ ride, Until the smoke comes✦ out yo thighs
There my boy L's back on the block with all cylinders,✦ ready✦ to rock
Are you ready✦ to rock? (I'm ready)✦
LL, are you ready✦ to rock? (Snoop I'm ready)✦
There my boy L's back on the block with all cylinders,✦ ready✦ to rock (He back in the block)
Are you ready?✦ (I'm ready,✦ Bootsy,✦ yea; Oh no!)
He's ready✦ to rock! (Bounce and bounce)
[Outro: Bootsy Collins & LL Cool J]
Stuck in that boys are now
You might need some gin and juice after✦ this
Technical Breakdown
7.7
Multisyllabic Rhymes8.5
Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)
Internal Rhymes9.5
Rhymes within a line (data-driven)
Wordplay / Double Entendres4.0
Clever language, metaphors, punchlines
Cadence / Rhythm9.0
Flow variation and timing (data-driven)
Vocabulary Complexity6.0
Range and depth of words used (data-driven)
Delivery / Breath Control7.0
Performance and control
Computed Score7.68
Production
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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™
Snoop Dogg utilizes his trademark rhythmic pocket and internal rhyme density to compensate for a lack of semantic depth or complex literary wordplay in this specific guest verse.
B+
8.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
9
Cadence / Flow
6
Vocabulary
4
Wordplay
7
Delivery
Internal rhyme stackingPhonetic repetitionAssonance-heavy flowsSlang-driven rhythmic cadence
Rhyme Architecture: A dense, high-frequency internal rhyme structure centered on the 'iff' and 'aff' vowel sounds, creating a percussive, syncopated flow that prioritizes sound-feel over narrative progression.
Verified Doubles & Entendres
"grip the dick, Heathcliff"
① A crude reference to physical dominance or sexual braggadocio.② A pop-culture allusion to the classic television show character, used primarily for its phonetic fit with the rhyme scheme rather than deep thematic subtext.
"Get out for shizzey, just say you never pissey"
① A command to leave based on Snoop's signature 'izzle' slang suffix.② A playful, nonsensical phonetic construction intended to maintain the rhyme-heavy, laid-back cadence characteristic of the artist.
Exceptional command of rhythmic placement
High internal rhyme density that maintains momentum
Distinctive vocal persona that anchors the verse despite simple lyricism
Lack of cohesive narrative or complex metaphor
Over-reliance on repetitive slang
Surface-level wordplay that does not reward deep analysis