G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time)
U Can't Fuck with Me
LL Cool J
Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis
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End
260
Internal
85
Multi
249
Slant
11
Chain
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[Verse 2: Jayo Felony]
NO GO!!!
Who you thought it was? Don't be fuckin'✦ with my Uncle, 'cuz
One does up dick the pen in my streets go one way
I kill 'em In Living✦ Color, on Any✦ Given✦ Sunday✦
They all anxious to be waitin'✦ to see how ill is my style
And if it enough to make Kevin✦ Lile' spit this out right now
And get him with Juvenile
Feed pitbull puppies✦ bologna in the projects
You wanna✦ die next?
Nah, he wanna✦ live, and he loves✦ his kids
We got this rap game on lock, like a cake rock
Gimme the key, run up in your spot
Like, "You on your belly,✦ gimme the key"
What is it gon' be? What it is, gon' see
When your blood is on me
And I keep tryna✦ wipe it off, like, "Nigga,✦ what's this on me?"
L got 'em cornered, bitch, why you speak like that?
Tattooed Def Jam under✦ your wing like that
What? You a rider,✦ not in my house, mouse
Glad to escape✦ down South to my Miami✦ house
And fifty✦ spring in the couch
[Chorus: LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg & Xzibit]
You can't fuck with me
Can't fuck with me
I don't care about✦ your imagery✦
Fuck, nigga✦
Give a fuck who you claim to be
Fucker,✦ c'mon
You still can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
I don't care about✦ your imagery✦
Fucker,✦ motherfucker✦
Give a fuck who you claim to be
Yeah, nigga✦ what
You still can't fuck with me
[Verse 3: Xzibit]
Let's play a game of 'big bank take little bank' (Yeah)
Big dank take little dank (Yeah)
I average ninety-five in the paint (C'mon)
We comin'✦ down like a skank
I know you wanna✦ ride, but you can't
We all up in your shit like a shank
Don't make me stop and pull brakes✦
Ya too-downs are lookin'✦ cool, freakin' a sound
Yo, I get fucked✦ up and terrorize the town
I'm the circus ringmaster, so fuck the clowns
I bust lyrics and rounds at the Lyricist Lounge
Lost and Found a new identity,✦ from here to infinity✦ (yeah)
God have mercy✦ on all my enemies✦
Don't even✦ test, waste your breath or your energy✦
Knock ya whole family✦ off, like the Kennedy's
A plague sicker✦ than AIDS, with no type of remedy✦
Makin'✦ niggas✦ retire,✦ but claim Disability✦
Agility,✦ keepin'✦ y'all outta✦ the state penitentiary
[Chorus: LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg & Xzibit]
You can't fuck with me
Can't fuck with me
I don't care about✦ your imagery✦
Fuck, nigga✦
Give a fuck who you claim to be
Fucker,✦ c'mon
You still can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
You can't fuck with me
I don't care about✦ your imagery✦
Fucker,✦ motherfucker✦
Give a fuck who you claim to be
Yeah, nigga✦ what
You still can't fuck with me
[Verse 4: Snoop Dogg]
Look, nigga✦ I – regulate,✦ bake the cake
Shake the fake, while keepin'✦ my faith (Uh-huh)✦
Demonstratin' from the function to the H
I bring the bread to the meat, so put the funk on the plate
You weedin'✦ at my table, did you say your grace? (Huh?)
You say the wrong thing and I'ma✦ smack your face (Bee-atch)
Chase these niggas,✦ or waste these niggas✦ (Say what)
You did fucked✦ up, 'cuz, I'ma✦ break these niggas✦
Spray them, liquidate✦ 'em, fade 'em all
Suckers, I hate 'em – laws, I pay them off
Big Dogg, in this motherfucker,✦ boi'
Wit' Uncle L, don't tell Baby✦ Dogg, "Yes, y'all"
We do this with no flaws
I love my bitch with no drawers and no bras
No laws, we break 'em from the get-go✦
Slidin'✦ by, ridin'✦ high when we get-go✦
Love it or leave it, we love livin'✦ illegal
Servin',✦ or swervin' in a '85 Regal
Look here, bitch, Snoop ain't a motherfuckin' Beagel✦
I take off on your ass like an eagle
Wherever we go, we stay connected with my peoples
Just in case a motherfucker✦ wanna✦ G Funk
Two of the homies,✦ and one of 'em got a piece on
And they never✦ hesitate✦ to diesel✦
Technical Breakdown
7.6
Multisyllabic Rhymes8.5
Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)
Internal Rhymes9.5
Rhymes within a line (data-driven)
Wordplay / Double Entendres5.0
Clever language, metaphors, punchlines
Cadence / Rhythm8.5
Flow variation and timing (data-driven)
Vocabulary Complexity6.0
Range and depth of words used (data-driven)
Delivery / Breath Control7.0
Performance and control
Computed Score7.62
Production
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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™
Jayo Felony employs an aggressive, high-energy delivery characterized by chaotic syntax and dense internal rhyming, though the narrative cohesion suffers from non-sequitur transitions.
B+
8.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
8.5
Cadence / Flow
6
Vocabulary
5
Wordplay
7
Delivery
Aggressive enunciationMultisyllabic rhyme clustersPop culture referencingInternal rhyme density
Rhyme Architecture: High-density internal rhyming focusing on assonance and mid-line rhythmic pivots, utilizing AABB-adjacent couplets disrupted by irregular bar-ends.
Verified Doubles & Entendres
"I kill 'em In Living Color, on Any Given Sunday"
① Reference to the sketch comedy show 'In Living Color' and the film 'Any Given Sunday'.② A declaration that the emcee is lethal during any timeframe or performance venue.
"We got this rap game on lock, like a cake rock"
① The literal imagery of a hard, dense substance (crack cocaine) as a metaphor for control.② A comparison between the structural 'lock' of the music industry and street-level territorial control.
High-energy, authoritative delivery
Strong internal rhyme density
Effective use of cinematic/cultural references for intimidation
Lack of consistent narrative focus
Syntax occasionally sacrificed for rhyme at the cost of clarity
Limited depth in double entendres