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Imagine That

LL Cool J

Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis

43

End

273

Internal

105

Multi

326

Slant

12

Chain

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[Chorus: LeShaun (LL Cool J)]
I'ma✦ get you for your paper✦
Make you leave you girl
(Imagine✦ that)
Make you trick on me around✦ the world
(Imagine✦ that)
Have you calling✦ me your ultimate✦ thrill
(Imagine✦ that)
I got you whipped✦ tell your niggas✦ to chill
I'ma✦ hit you in the backseat✦ and tell you to slide
(Imagine✦ that)
Me and my fold got my broads collide✦
(Imagine✦ that)
Knocking✦ girls off two at a time
(Imagine✦ that)
Disrespect✦ you and still make you mine (Uh-uh)✦
[Verse 2: LL Cool J]
Uh, imagine✦ I'm your teacher and you stayed after✦ school
You've been a bad girl you broke all the rules✦
Forgot✦ your homework, chewed✦ gum in class
And the only✦ way to fix it is to give me some ass
I got a three piece suit on sitting at my desk
I kinda✦ need a shave but my body✦ smell fresh
You're wearing a plad skirt and long white socks
The vibe is thick baby,✦ we both red hot
I kiss your neck unbutton your blouse
Let my fingers make circles on the edge of your mouth
Your apple's✦ so ripe I'm your tutor✦ for life
Got your beggin'✦ me to put you on detention tonight
You could read the Iliad✦ and the whole Odyssey
But no Trojan soldier scold you like me
Match the calculus then measure my frequency
But when you blast on my lap that's the highest degree
Put your hands on the chalkboard scratch it with ya nails
Give me goose pimples✦ when ya put yo tounge on my dimples✦
Baby✦ feel me now you got yo ass suspended
Got a letter✦ for your parents✦ but I didn't wanna✦ send it
I stopped by the crib you invited me in
You convinced me somehow to sip some juice and gin
Then you take me to your parent's✦ room and laid me on my back
You twisting, kissing ya fist like that
Rubber✦ meets the road till the tire goes flat
I filled✦ it up with air again✦ baby✦ hold that
You a bad girl look you got your sheets all wet
Squeeze tight so i never✦ forget✦ the teacher's pet
[Chorus: LeShaun (LL Cool J)]
I'ma✦ get you for your paper✦
Make you leave you girl
(Imagine✦ that)
Make you trick on me around✦ the world
(Imagine✦ that)
Have you calling✦ me your ultimate✦ thrill
(Imagine✦ that)
I got you whipped✦ tell your niggas✦ to chill
I'ma✦ hit you in the backseat✦ and tell you to slide
(Imagine✦ that)
Me and my fold got my broads collide✦
(Imagine✦ that)
Knocking✦ girls off two at a time
(Imagine✦ that)
Disrespect✦ you and still make you mine (Uh-uh)✦
[Verse 3: LL Cool J]
You was laughing with your girlfriends, sipping a drink
When I came up from behind you and wrapped you with my mink
Guided✦ you to the dance floor and held you tight
We in the Tunnel✦ in the back with the dim red lights
I'm rocking✦ the tank top baby✦ nothing but ice
You rocking✦ the baby✦ tee and mini✦ skirts and spikes✦
The club is so black we can't see our own hands
I know you feel that bulge through them Fubu✦ pants
You bold huh, wanna✦ feel it in your hands
Rub your ass all up on it cause you know that I want it
God gave you beauty✦ and you love to flaunt it
Life is a song, you were born to perform it
Drink the Cristal at the same time
Get intoxicated✦ till we lose are minds
The crowd seperated✦ as we start to shine
I lift you in the air your skirt starts to climb
We tongue kiss deep in front of the whole crowd
The lights start to flash the music is too loud
We hit the back door and jump in the limousine✦
You pull up your skirt I put some ice in between
You're tired✦ from the dancing so I kiss your feet
Even✦ though we outside✦ I hear the bass from the beat
Funkmaster Flex chop it up for the freaks
DJ Enuff make the mommies wanna✦ creep
No problem uh mi spouse no aqui✦
Tu muy caliente tu vamos con mi
Si mami✦ I'm the chaffer make it whip
Take a ride bet you never✦ forget,✦ here we go
[Chorus: LeShaun (LL Cool J)]
I'ma✦ get you for your paper✦
Make you leave you girl
(Imagine✦ that)
Make you trick on me around✦ the world
(Imagine✦ that)
Have you calling✦ me your ultimate✦ thrill
(Imagine✦ that)
I got you whipped✦ tell your niggas✦ to chill
I'ma✦ hit you in the backseat✦ and tell you to slide
(Imagine✦ that)
Me and my fold got my broads collide✦
(Imagine✦ that)
Knocking✦ girls off two at a time
(Imagine✦ that)
Disrespect✦ you and still make you mine (Uh-uh)✦

Technical Breakdown

8.3
Multisyllabic Rhymes8.5

Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)

Internal Rhymes9.5

Rhymes within a line (data-driven)

Wordplay / Double Entendres5.0

Clever language, metaphors, punchlines

Cadence / Rhythm10.0

Flow variation and timing (data-driven)

Vocabulary Complexity6.0

Range and depth of words used (data-driven)

Delivery / Breath Control7.5

Performance and control

Computed Score8.25

Production

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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™

The verse prioritizes rhythmic playfulness and a persona-driven narrative over complex lyrical layering, utilizing a consistent 'schoolroom' roleplay theme to anchor the delivery.

A
8.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
10
Cadence / Flow
6
Vocabulary
5
Wordplay
7.5
Delivery
Thematic persona adoptionEnd-rhyme chainingRhythmic internal repetitionContextual narrative setup
Rhyme Architecture: Predominantly AABB or AAAA couplet-based structures with heavy reliance on simple end-rhymes (school/rules, class/ass) supplemented by consistent internal rhythmic pacing.
Verified Doubles & Entendres

"Imagine I'm your teacher and you stayed after school / You've been a bad girl you broke all the rules"

① Literal narrative of a student staying after school for disciplinary reasons.② Sexual roleplay setup establishing a power dynamic between the emcee and the subject.

Commanding vocal presence and confidence

Consistent thematic focus throughout the verse

Strong rhythmic pocket that keeps the flow accessible

Wordplay is surface-level and leans on established tropes of the era

Lacks multi-layered subtext or complex metaphors

Predictable rhyme outcomes

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