14 Shots to the Dome

Funkadelic Relic

LL Cool J

Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis

29

End

147

Internal

70

Multi

254

Slant

14

Chain

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Todd, get upstairs and take out that garbage
And it's the funkadelic✦ relic,✦ yeah
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk)
And it's the funkadelic✦ relic,✦ yeah
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk)
It's the funkadelic✦ relic,✦ yeah
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it)
I wasn't tryin' to hear it cause I'm bad
When I'm alone✦ in my room, I pick up a pen and start to get mad
I need love, that means I need a girl to love me down
I dropped the pretty✦ style cause rap was gettin'✦ ugly✦
I waited✦ a year for the results, I'm triple platinum
We know the presidents are flowin'✦ by who's sackin'✦ 'em
I'm that type of guy when poppa✦ wasn't happy✦ with it
Tripplin' 'em up, that was my style, but everybody✦ bit it
Yo Marley,✦ hit the remix, make it fresh with flavor✦
Another✦ power✦ move, I'll switch my hat, the shit is major✦
Puttin'✦ out till da break of dawn', tell me what sucker?✦
Cops harass me illegal search motherfucker
I'm just a brother✦ makin'✦ jams now I got a name
I still remember chillin' with my pistol on the train
I'm sayin' two to this I'm representin' hip hop
Admit✦ that I'm the man, it's time for me to get my props
Yeah, and it's the funkadelic✦ relic✦
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk)
Yeah, and it's the funkadelic✦ relic✦
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk)
Yeah, I'm the funkadelic✦ relic,✦ yeah
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it)
Come on man
Mama✦ said to knock 'em out' I knocked 'em out the box
I got a rhyme to wake, you're sloppin' up and down the blocks
There never✦ was a time when I was down to meetin'✦ by myself
When all the punks on top of everybody✦ else, but
In '92 and '93 I'm makin'✦ history
The largest motherfuckin' street, that ain't no mystery
The baddest rapper✦ ever✦ born, you think I'm crazy?✦
I heard your albums' kinda✦ warm, that shit don't phase me
I'm too rough, too rugged,✦ now that doesn't sound so easy✦ does it
Thought I was going back to Cali' where I knew I wasn't
I sent a 'Murder✦ Gram', solo✦ in a black van
I'm claimin' knuckle game, stomp you with my Timberland
'Mr. Goodbar' lickin'✦ all the rough stuff
I'm kickin'✦ down your door with condoms in a rudder-put
You wanna✦ find me come to Farmers Boulevard
And you can hear me, eat 'em up, just ask for Todd
Uh, and I'm the funkadelic✦ relic✦
Yeah, I'm the funkadelic✦ relic✦
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it)
Yeah, and it's the funkadelic✦ relic✦
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it)
Yeah, I'm the funkadelic✦ relic✦
(Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it)
Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk
Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk
Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk
Bring in the funk
Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring in the funk
Bring in the funk
Bring in the funk baby,✦ bring it in, bring it

Technical Breakdown

8.2
Multisyllabic Rhymes8.5

Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)

Internal Rhymes9.5

Rhymes within a line (data-driven)

Wordplay / Double Entendres5.0

Clever language, metaphors, punchlines

Cadence / Rhythm10.0

Flow variation and timing (data-driven)

Vocabulary Complexity7.0

Range and depth of words used (data-driven)

Delivery / Breath Control7.0

Performance and control

Computed Score8.23

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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™

LL Cool J utilizes this verse to bridge his established radio-friendly persona with an assertive, industry-hardened stance, leveraging a rhythmic, conversational flow that emphasizes his status as a foundational rap architect.

A
8.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
10
Cadence / Flow
7
Vocabulary
5
Wordplay
7
Delivery
Conversational cadenceMultisyllabic internal rhyme chainsAuto-biographical narrative framingSyncopated rhythmic delivery
Rhyme Architecture: The verse employs an AABB/ABCB hybrid structure with heavy emphasis on internal multisyllabic rhymes that maintain a consistent, percussive pulse, characteristic of mid-era LL Cool J.
Verified Doubles & Entendres

"I dropped the pretty style cause rap was gettin' ugly"

① He is moving away from his commercial, image-conscious 'pretty' persona.② He is adapting to a grittier, more aggressive hip-hop landscape ('ugly') that required a tougher sound.

"We know the presidents are flowin' by who's sackin' 'em"

① Referring to the accumulation of money ('presidents' on currency).② Referring to the flow/rhythm of the music and how it is captured or 'sacked' (controlled) by the artist in the industry.

Consistent, rhythmic pocket that emphasizes the 'groove' over dense lyrical complexity

Strong narrative voice that effectively bridges personal anecdotes and industry posturing

High-energy delivery that creates an engaging listening experience

Metaphorical density remains largely surface-level, lacking deep polysemic wordplay

Occasional filler phrases to maintain the rhyme scheme

Limited variation in thematic depth, relying heavily on status and credibility tropes

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