(LL Cool J)
Just like Ali Baba✦ and the 40 thevz
So nasty✦ you don't know whether to stay or leave
More feared,✦ than even✦ Blue Beard, I serve Primrose
A picture of me, is like one of Michelangelo's
I don't play the banjo✦ will you ever✦ understand yo
Servin✦ I mean the matter✦ how old I go Rambo✦
Cock-strong, half a block long
Illy✦ ill fire starter hittin✦ harder✦ than King Kong
Not a battle-axe, not run-of-the-mill
Not easily✦ knocked out or easily✦ killed✦
Cause I'm the hardest✦ hard rock in the hard rock town
I gotta✦ .357 and I break it on down
(LL Cool J)
A hundred and ninety✦ five pounds, punk
More bounce to the ounce and I say what counts
KnowI'msayin?
Now get yourself on the floor
Stop actin✦ like a sissy✦
(LL Cool J)
Boy, I'm better✦ than better✦ is, badder✦ than badder✦ is
I won't scare em or dare em I'll just splatter his
Guts kick his butt while Bob is rockin✦ the cuts
Wanna✦ step in the ring with me, you must be nuts
Not Isis✦ in a crisis,✦ or Freddy✦ when he's ready,✦ or Jason✦ when he's chasin'✦
My silhouette, a scene I mean I'm icin'✦ and acin'✦
Amateurs who lack it, can't hack it, I attack✦ it, that's why I wanna✦ crack it
They're sellin'✦ the soul of little kids who can't roll
I told em, scold em, teach em and mold em
Get paid ten knots at a time and then I fold em
I remember✦ the blood and I remember✦ what told em
I can, can't cause I'm down with E yet you have the audacity
To try and mess with M-E
Hypersonic✦ is weak and Supersonic✦ is wack
Sneak around after✦ midnight, like a Siamese cat
Pellum (1, 2, 3) catch twenty-two I'm H-A-R-D
I'm the hardest✦ hard rock in the hard rock town
I gotta✦ .357 and I break it on down
(LL Cool J)
A beatdown can be arranged
Yo baby✦ you look fine spread em
Yo homeboy get up against the wall, what's this in your pocket✦
What is this?
Move it, move it, move it
(LL Cool J)
I'm a nappy,✦ sappy✦ crappy✦ imitator of who
If I ever✦ imitated it wouldn't be you, ooooh
You don't know so many✦ have died when the LL growl was amplified✦
Get back better✦ yet step back get dat
Like Shaft and The Mack, cause I'm mad and I'm black
I'm the perfect blend, a good boyfriend
I'm the reason✦ rap rules✦ the country, I'm Cool
J-A-M-E-S;✦ fresh as a cliche, but soul is my forte
Disco✦ is out, rhythm and blues is old news
P's and Q's keep me in new shoes
And you're dissin✦ me because I'm young and I'm strong
And I'm capable of making✦ a platinum LP
Wrong you was, you assumed I was all in
But boy is for ballin✦ they'll never✦ say I'm fallin✦
Callin✦ all cars for the brother in black
L-E-L the Mack back bone of this track
The force full of force to put you on your back
Makin'✦ hit after✦ hit, while you search for a contract
Hotter✦ than hot now watch how hot I can get
Leavin'✦ rappers freeze-dried✦ and skimmer's✦ dimmer's✦ wet
Cause I'm the hardest✦ hard rock in the hard rock town
I gotta✦ .357 and I break it on down
(LL Cool J)
Now the LL posse is now handin✦ out speed knots
To all those who don't want to get busy✦
That's right baby✦ get your body✦ on the floor
Move it, move it
.357 at point blank range ain't nothin✦ strange
You're havin✦ a heart attack✦ is at your back
Now listen✦ to me bring it, bring it on, on down, down, down, down, down, down