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A Tribe Called Quest

Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis

29

End

156

Internal

65

Multi

205

Slant

8

Chain

Rhyme Groups — hover to spotlight
[Q-Tip]
Babies✦ babble on, they lookin✦ for excuses
Game for the buzzer✦ who kicked✦ it to the losers
Lame as a brain, could be, golly✦ gee
If you see a shrink he'll charge you a fee
If you see me ya see the fee is nothing✦
[Fee will be for patience]✦ all that's no fronting
What is a party✦ if it doesn't really✦ rock?
What is a poet? All balls, no cock
What is a war if it doesn't have a general?
What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?
What is life if you don't have fun?
What is a what if you ain't got a gun?
What's Ali without✦ Shaheed✦ Muhammad?
Nothing.✦ [Calpekur] makes✦ you vomit✦
What is a Quest if the players ain't willing?✦
What is a pence if you don't have a shilling?✦
Excuse✦ me if I'm chillin, hey what, say what
What's a fat man without✦ food in his gut?
What's a child birth, without✦ the umbilical?
What's United✦ Parcel,✦ without✦ the deliverer?
What's momma-san,✦ without✦ poppa-san?✦
What's martial arts without✦ Daniel-San?
What's Rasheed✦ without✦ Tonya,✦ Tamika?✦
What's orange✦ juice and Doug E. Doug without✦ Shaniqua?
Not a not a not a, not a damn thing
What's Duke Ellington without✦ that swing?
What's Alex✦ Haley✦ if it doesn't have roots?
What's a weekend if you ain't knockin boots?
What's a black nation,✦ without✦ black unity?✦
What is a child who doesn't know pubery?✦
What is my label✦ when I exit✦ boom status?
What's menage-a-tois, or, that is
What is sex when you have three people?
What are laws if they ain't fair and equal?✦
What's Clark Kent without✦ a telephone booth?
What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof?
What are the youth if they ain't rebellin?
What's Raplh Cramden, if he ain't yellin✦
at Ed Norton,✦ what is coke snortin?✦
What is position if there is no contortin?✦
What is hip-hop if it doesn't have violence?✦
Chill for a minute,✦ Doug E. Fresh said silence✦
*four second pause*
What is a glock if you don't have a clip?
What's a lollipop without✦ the Good Ship?
What's S&M if you don't have chains?
What's a con artist if he doesn't have brains?
What's America without✦ greed and glamour?
What's an MC if he doesn't have stamina?
What's music fractured without✦ Mr. Walt?
What's Trugoy✦ without✦ a phrase called✦ torte?
What's Kris Lighty✦ if he wasn't such a baby?✦
What is a woman✦ if she didn't say maybe?
Baby✦ laid down, I removed the frown
What would be my penal✦ cord if it wasn't brown?
What is a paper✦ without✦ a president?
What is a compound without✦ a element?
What is a jam if you don't spike the punch?
Was it Bruce Lee if you don't like brunch?
Oooh ooh, it's like that you keep goin
Freak freak y'all cause you know that we showin✦
What to go what to go what to go what to go what
to go what to go what to go what to go WHAT!

Technical Breakdown

8.5
Multisyllabic Rhymes8.5

Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)

Internal Rhymes9.5

Rhymes within a line (data-driven)

Wordplay / Double Entendres7.0

Clever language, metaphors, punchlines

Cadence / Rhythm9.0

Flow variation and timing (data-driven)

Vocabulary Complexity7.0

Range and depth of words used (data-driven)

Delivery / Breath Control8.5

Performance and control

Computed Score8.46

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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™

Q-Tip utilizes a rigid, interrogative rhetorical structure to ground high-level internal rhyme density, effectively using the 'What is a X without Y' formula to define the cultural and social ecosystem of his era.

A
8.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
9
Cadence / Flow
7
Vocabulary
7
Wordplay
8.5
Delivery
AnaphoraList-based rhetorical interrogationMultisyllabic internal rhyme clustersPop-culture referentiality
Rhyme Architecture: Predominantly AABB and AAAA couplets built on a driving, consistent rhythmic backbone that focuses on end-rhyme resonance, punctuated by high-frequency internal multisyllabics.
Verified Doubles & Entendres

"What is a poet? All balls, no cock"

① A metaphorical assertion of lacking the 'seed' or creative reproductive power despite having the outward appearance of strength (balls).② A vulgar critique of lacking the specific anatomical and assertive 'tool' required to deliver the 'product' of poetry.

"What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?"

① A literal reference to the cultural dominance of the Arsenio Hall Show on late-night television.② A structural critique of an entity lacking its essential component or primary draw (the host/identity).

"What is a Quest if the players ain't willing?"

① Refers to the collective A Tribe Called Quest and their commitment to the craft.② A philosophical questioning of the nature of a 'quest'—implying that a journey is defined entirely by the agency and dedication of those undertaking it.

Exceptional rhythmic consistency that maintains the pocket

Highly efficient use of anaphora to create a cohesive thematic arc

Strong integration of late-80s/early-90s cultural touchstones

Some punchlines lean on shock value rather than deep subtext

Occasional reliance on simpler 'fill-in-the-blank' logic for the sake of the rhyme scheme

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