[Interlude: Kool DJ Red Alert]
YEAH!
Let me tell you more about✦ pubic✦ enemy✦
Ay, Q-Tip...
[Verse 2: Q-Tip]
Old King Cole was a merry✦ old soul
Had a lady✦ queen, married since 18
He protested,✦ that he was infested✦
Get lots of love, and he couldn't digest it
All propaganda, one big fat lie
'Cause I see the king with my very✦ own eye
Schemed✦ and schemed✦ like a crack fiend king
And poppin'✦ up on the teenage scene
And poppin✦ and pimpin'✦ on honeys✦ with moneys✦
Whole situation to me was kinda✦ funny✦
He hold the crown, but not the jimmy✦ hat
Now he wears a frown, and the jimmy✦ hates✦ that
So the fair maiden✦ in the royal bedroom
Caught the king scratchin', so she had to assume✦
That he got vicked✦ by the enemy's✦ trick
The thought of cheatin' made the maiden✦ so sick
That she screamed✦ and screamed,✦ went on and kept screamin'
Threw a pot and his dome was beamin'✦
You could hear him yellin'✦ in the motherland
"Baby,✦ baby,✦ please, baby,✦ understand"
She ignored, walked✦ through the gate
The king is in the kingdom to await his fate.. of the enemy✦
The Pubic✦ Enemy✦
[Verse 3: Q-Tip & Kool DJ Red Alert]
Propmaster✦ (Yeah?)
Please listen✦ to me (What?)
Somethin' is lurkin'✦ by the Jimbrowski
(Who? Jenny?)✦
No, not propulated✦
A horrible creature that must be penetrated✦
He gets all into✦ ya, then he tries to do ya
You better run fast, he's gonna✦ pursue the...
(What!? Yo! listen✦ here, Propmaster✦ whiz, no one fears...)
Okay,✦ bro, just thought I'd let ya know
How he lives,✦ and how he go
Watch yourself when you're out on the run
The enemy✦ is missed,✦ we'll have too much fun
There's✦ four friends of mine that thought they were bad
And laid up this girl, so now they're sad
They scratched✦ and scratched✦ like it was Saturdays and...
[Outro: Kool DJ Red Alert]
Listen✦ here, this is Kool DJ Red Alert
Known as the true, the only,✦ the very✦ one, the Propmaster✦
There's✦ only✦ one thing I gotta✦ tell ya
There's✦ a whole lotta✦ propmasters out there
You know what I mean?
Shaheed a propmaster✦
Q-Tip a propmaster✦
The Jungle Brothers a propmaster✦
BDP a propmaster✦
45 King a propmaster✦
I won't tell you nuthin'✦ 'bout the ladies✦
They ain't no propmaster✦
But you know who's the main propmaster✦ — ME!
Hup!