[Verse 2: Q-Tip & Lucien]
Are you ready,✦ Lu? This one is for you
Comin'✦ from a true-blue, fits like a shoe
"¿Cómo está usted?" or "Comment allez-vous?"?✦
Lucien✦ – I'll leave it up to you
Voulez-vous?✦ (Vous...)
Rendez-vous✦ (Vous...)
Coucou✦ (Cou...)
Les poupous✦ (Pou...)
Watch that lass, gonna✦ backlash fast
Can ya get a grip on the crackhead✦ dip?
Sold you a paper✦ bag, guess he saw you comin'✦
VCR from a neck-bone bummin'✦
$10, brother, he was hummin'✦ and strummin'✦
Only✦ had 20, you was livin'✦ like ya slummin'✦
Gave him the money,✦ well, I thought that was somethin'✦ (Aha)✦
Lookin'✦ like a kid who was lost and crumbin' (Aww...)
Don't worry✦ about✦ a thing, I won't get specific✦ (Mmm)
This is a song that is long and prolific✦ (Mhmm)
Think of the stuff that I said if you can
Figure✦ it out, compute, understand? (Mm)
No problemo, I'll help you with your demo✦
If you go to the store for me... (Aw...)
Lucien,✦ I'm just kiddin'✦ – you should know
[Break: Lucien & American woman]
Hey, yo, wassup,✦ baby?✦ What's your name?
- What kind of accent✦ is that??
It's a French accent,✦ you know, I'm French
I'm from France, don't you think it's sexy?✦
- No, it's not a sexy✦ accent✦
Aw, don't you like it? Why? You tryin' to diss me now? HuH?
Oh, please... what! Love means French, French means love
Everybody✦ love my accent!✦ Ain't nobody✦ like it!
Q-Tip write a story✦ about✦ me – why is that?
"Ohhh, I'm sexy,✦ and I'm French, everybody✦ love my accent✦
I'm the best! Yes! Yeah! Je t'aime! I love you! I love you! Oui, je t'aime!"
I'll teach you French, I'll make you French good!
[Verse 3: Q-Tip]
You gotta✦ get a grip on the missions you be takin'✦
Not so much the mission,✦ but you got crazy✦ ignition✦
Sure, the sugar-babies wanna✦ give you a chance
With the French "savoir faire" and the sexy✦ glance
But is she really✦ fly? Or is she a guy?
I won't ask why, 'cause I know that you try
You try too hard, is that the answer✦ to the riddle?
Instead✦ of doing so much, why don't you do just a little?
Boy, what a cat, I guess we shouldn't treat him bad
In fact, it would be nice if we understood him, right?
A case of positioning✦ the feet in the shoes
Sympathetic reasoning✦ the case of the blues
Lucien✦ is blue, even✦ though he's really✦ brown
I had to make this sound, his life is too profound
On the up-and-up, he's somethin'✦ like a little pup
Young and naive, it's hard to believe
As long as you're strong, you can quest with the Questers
Jolly✦ like a jumping bean, or a jester✦
Lucien,✦ Lucien,✦ Lucien,✦ Lucien✦ – you should know
[Outro: Lucien]
Ah, Tip, everything gonna✦ be alright,✦ man
Thank you, I should listen✦ to you, man
I think I'm going home, man
Alright,✦ I think I'm outta✦ here now
Ah, peace, let's speak, I'm outta✦ here...