[Chorus: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000]
Ya won't believe✦ in me
But you would fancy✦ leprechauns or groundhogs
No, thank you, Easter✦ Bunny✦
There's✦ so much fuss about✦ Santa✦ Claus, but see
Cupid✦ will not be defeated
[Verse 3: André 3000]
Happy✦ Valentine's✦ Day, every✦ day the 14th
Now, I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me
Now, I understand, 'cause I used✦ to be a bad boy in my day
I know you tryin' to protect your lil' feelings
But you can't run away✦
Ho-oh
[Chorus: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000]
Ya won't believe✦ in me
But you would fancy✦
Hey, don't you supposed to be
Some kind of player, or something?
Bunny✦
[Post-Chorus: André 3000]
Well, keep on running, player
'Cause I got my good shoes on
And I got 'em tied up tight
So you gon' find out tonight
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4: André 3000]
Got a sweet lil' darlin'✦ back in my corner✦
Below,✦ I know I love her, but act like I don't want her
Surrounded by the lovely,✦ but yet, feel like a loner✦
Could be an organ✦ donor the way I give up my heart
But never✦ know because, shit, I never✦ tell her
Ask me how I'm feeling, I'd holla✦ that it's irrele–✦
I don't get myself caught up in the Jello✦ jella✦
And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love
But for the record, have you ever✦ rode a horse?
Like for you to send me to Pluto,✦ I said, "Of course!"
But if you ain't a sweety,✦ indeedy, I won't endorse
Han Solo✦ 'til I'm hit by the bullet,✦ so may the force
Be with you and I'll hit you when better✦ time permits
For now, show me samples,✦ examples✦ why you're the shit
But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?
And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend?
[Outro: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000]
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