[Chorus]
(to the tune of Charli✦ XCX's Vroom Vroom)
'Cause I'm beginnin'✦ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
(to the tune of They Might Be Giants' Ana✦ Ng) Now, who thinks their arms are long enough✦ to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
(to the tune of Mastodon's The Wolf is Loose) Everybody✦ want the key and the secret✦ to rap immortality✦ like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
(to the tune of The Strokes' The Adults Are Talking)
Well, to be truthful✦ the blueprint's
Simply✦ rage and youthful✦ exuberance✦
Everybody✦ loves✦ to root for a nuisance✦
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
(to the tune of Billie Eilish's You Should See Me In a Crown) MCs get taken✦ to school with this music✦
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? (to the tune of Battles' My Machines)✦ I'm a product of Rakim✦
Lakim✦ Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella,✦ Eazy,✦ thank you, they got Slim
(to the tune of The National's I'll Still Destroy You) Inspired enough✦ to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position✦
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into✦ the motherfuckin'✦ (to the tune of Lightning Bolt's Dracula Mountain)✦ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even✦ though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames✦
Only✦ Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
(to the tune of Chelsea Wolfe's✦ Carrion✦ Flowers)
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames✦
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
(to the tune of Yves✦ Tumor's Lifetime)✦ Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely✦ say it with a straight face, lookin'✦ boy (Ha-ha!)✦
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin'✦ boy
(to the tune of Theory✦ of a Deadman's Bad Girlfriend)
"Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, lookin'✦ boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label✦ every✦ day, lookin'✦ boy
(to the tune of Eminem's White America) Hey, lookin'✦ boy! What you say, lookin'✦ boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin'✦ boy
I'ma✦ work for everything✦ I have, never✦ asked✦ nobody✦ for shit
Get outta✦ my face, lookin'✦ boy!
(to the tune of Dream Theater's The Dance of Eternity)✦
Basically, boy, you're never✦ gonna✦ be capable
Of keepin'✦ up with the same pace, lookin'✦ boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
(to the tune of Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy)✦ I'm beginnin'✦ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
(to the tune of Creed's Higher)✦ The way I'm racin'✦ around✦ the track, call me NASCAR,✦ NASCAR✦
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
(to the tune of Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight) Kneel before✦ General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard,✦ Asgard✦
[Verse 3]
(to the tune of the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme) So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin✦
You rodent,✦ I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'✦
(to the tune of Funkadelic's Can You Get to That) And I should not be woken✦
I'm the walkin'✦ dead, but I'm just a talkin'✦ head, a zombie floatin'✦
But I got your mom deep-throatin'✦
(to the tune of the Dropkick Murphy's I'm Shipping Up to Boston)✦ I'm out my Ramen✦ Noodle
We have nothin'✦ in common,✦ poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself✦ in the arm and pay homage,✦ pupil✦
(to the tune of Delia✦ Derbyshire's Ziwzih✦ Ziwzih✦ OO-OO-OO) It's me, my honesty's brutal✦
But it's honestly futile✦ if I don't utilize what I do though
(to the tune of Rush's YYZ) For good at least once in a while
So I wanna✦ make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle (to the tune of Deftones' My Own Summer✦ (Shove It)) enough✦ rhymes✦
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times✦
But I gotta✦ keep a few punchlines✦
Just in case 'cause even✦ you unsigned
(to the tune of Motorhead's Ace of Spades)✦ Rappers are hungry✦ lookin'✦ at me like it's lunchtime✦
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground✦
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe (to the tune of WatchMojo Background✦ music)✦ Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes,✦ but sometimes when you combine✦
Appeal✦ with the skin color✦ of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
(to the tune of Nine Inch Nails' The Day the World Went Away)✦ To censor✦ you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers✦ LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven✦ kids from Columbine✦
(to the tune of Slipknot's My Plague) Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away✦ with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
(to the tune of Modest Mouse's✦ Dashboard) Morphin' into✦ an immortal, comin'✦ through the portal✦
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
(to the tune of The Shaggs' My Pal Foot-Foot) You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin'✦ cornrows
You write normal?✦ Fuck being normal!✦
And I just bought a new (to the tune of Captain✦ Beefheart and his Magic✦ Band's Frownland) raygun from the future✦
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous✦ made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked✦ like a fag at Mayweather's✦ pad
Singin'✦ to a man while he played piano✦
(to the tune of Clown Core's✦ Flat Earth) Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio✦ station✦
The very✦ next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma✦ kill you!"
(to the tune of Napalm Death's You Suffer)✦ Lyrics comin'✦ at you at (to the tune of Hechizeros Band's El Sonidito) supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma,✦ dooma-lumma,✦ you assumin' I'm a human✦
What I gotta✦ do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber✦ so that anything✦ you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
(to the tune of Boots Randolph's Yakety✦ Sax) I'm devastating,✦ more than ever✦ demonstrating✦
How to give a motherfuckin'✦ audience a feeling like it's levitating✦
Never✦ fading,✦ and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating✦
(to the tune of Linkin✦ Park's Papercut) 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating✦ music,✦ you make elevator music✦
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous,✦ they confuse✦ it
(to the tune of Kanye West's POWER)✦
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop,"—'cause✦ I found a hella✦ way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself"✦ and make 'em lose it
(to the tune of Outkast's SpottieOttieDopaliscious)✦
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use."
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin'✦ any✦ one of these verses✦ that versus✦ you
(to the tune of James✦ Tenney's Collage #1) It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin'✦ you
How many✦ verses✦ I gotta✦ murder✦ to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
(to the tune of J Dilla's Last Donut✦ of the Night) Ugh, school flunky,✦ pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself,✦ but still hungry✦
(to the tune of Britney Spears' Toxic)✦
I bully✦ myself✦ 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million✦ leagues✦ above✦ you
Ill when I speak in tongues,✦ (to the tune of DAMN BOI HE THICK) but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan,✦ take the fucking wheel
I'ma✦ sleep in the front seat
Bumpin'✦ Heavy✦ D and the Boyz, (to the tune of Scott Joplin's The Entertainer) still "Chunky✦ but Funky"✦
But in my head there's✦ something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils✦ (to the tune of the "That Was Easy"✦ button)✦ and here's✦ what they want from me
(to the tune of 100 gecs' xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx) They're askin'✦ me to eliminate some of the women✦ hate
But if you take into✦ consideration✦ the bitter✦ hatred✦
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation✦
(to the tune of the iPhone✦ 6 Marimba Ringtone) And understand the discrimination✦
But fuck it, life's✦ handin'✦ you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter✦ the women✦
How the fuck am I (to the tune of My Chemical Romance's Welcome to the Black Parade)✦ supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake✦ him for Satan✦
It's a fatal✦ mistake✦ if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation✦
To trip a broad, (to the tune of the THX Deep Note) and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?