[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just Marshall✦ Mathers✦ (Marshall✦ Mathers)✦
I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about✦ me (Talk about✦ me)
Come and see me on the streets alone✦ if you assholes✦ doubt me (Assholes✦ doubt me)
And if you wanna✦ run your mouth, then come take your best shot at me (Best shot at me)
[Verse 2]
Is it because✦ you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy✦
Now because✦ of this blonde mop that's on top
Of this fucked✦ up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a three-sixty
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some shit with Missy✦
So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin'✦ bitch mom's sued me for ten-million✦
She must want a dollar for every✦ pill I've been stealin'
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked✦ up the habit?✦
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it, bitch: Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?✦
It doesn't matter,✦ [your attorney Fred Gibson’s a] faggot✦
Talkin'✦ about✦ I fabricated✦ my past
He's just aggravated✦ I won't ejaculate in his ass (Ugh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a fella✦ to do?
For every✦ million✦ I make, another✦ relative sues
Family✦ fightin' and fussin'✦ over✦ who wants to invite✦ me to supper✦
All of a sudden,✦ I got ninety-some cousins (Hey, it's me!)
A half-brother✦ and sister✦ who never✦ seen me
Or even✦ bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy✦ and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house (Hey!)
And then to top it off I walked✦ to the newsstand
To buy this cheap-ass little magazine✦ with a food stamp
Skipped✦ to the last page, flipped✦ right fast
And what do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay,✦ let me give you motherfuckers some help (Uh, here!)
"XXL! XXL!"
Now your magazine✦ shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Aw, fuck it, I'll even✦ buy a couple myself
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just Marshall✦ Mathers✦ (Marshall✦ Mathers)✦
I'm just a regular✦ guy, I don't know why all the fuss about✦ me (Fuss about✦ me)
Nobody✦ ever✦ gave a fuck before,✦ all they did was doubt me (Did was doubt me)
Now everybody✦ wanna✦ run they mouth and try to take shots at me (Take shots at me)
Because✦ I'm just Marshall✦ Mathers✦ (Marshall✦ Mathers)✦
I'm just a regular✦ guy, I don't know why all the fuss about✦ me (Fuss about✦ me)
Nobody✦ ever✦ gave a fuck before,✦ all they did was doubt me (Did was doubt me)
Now everybody✦ wanna✦ run they mouth and try to take shots at me (Take shots at me)
[Instrumental]