[Chorus]
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (Shady!)✦
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
[Verse 2]
I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into✦ it
Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into✦ this shit, he's an innocent victim✦
And becomes a puppet✦ on the string of my tennis shoe
(*Scratches*)✦ My name is Slim Shady✦
I been crazy✦ way before✦ radio✦ didn't play me
The sensational (*scratch*), "Back is the incredible!"
With Ken Kaniff,✦ who just finds the men edible✦
It's Ken Kaniff✦ on the Internet
Tryin' to lure your kids with him into✦ bed (Uh)
It's a sick world we live in these days
"Slim, for Pete's✦ sakes,✦ put down Christopher Reeve's✦ legs!" ("Oh, oh, oh, oh!")
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim, it's a touchy✦ subject, try and just don't mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic whose eyes get so squinted
I'm blind from smoke in 'em with my windows tinted✦
With nine limos✦ rented,✦ doin' lines✦ of coke in 'em
With a bunch of guys hoppin'✦ out, all high and indo-scented
And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me—
[Chorus]
They call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Back) (Slim Shady!)✦
[Verse 3]
I take seven✦ {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time (Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!)
'Cause I'm Shady,✦ they call me as crazy✦
As the world was over✦ this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing?
Am I the only✦ one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think
Lip-sync and buy a bigger✦ size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
'Cause all these fans screamin' is makin'✦ my ears ring (Ahh!)
So I just throw up a middle finger✦ and let it linger✦
Longer✦ than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
'Cause if I ever✦ stuck it to any✦ singer✦ in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez✦ and Puffy,✦ you know this
I'm sorry,✦ Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother,✦ I'd still fuck her with no rubber✦
And cum inside✦ her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady✦ (*scratch*- Slim, I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (*scratch*- I'm back), I'm back (I'm- *scratch*- I'm back) (Slim Shady!)✦
That's why they call me Slim Shady✦ (*scratches*✦ Slim, I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
They call me Slim Shady✦ (I'm back)
I'm back (*scratch* I'm back), I'm back
[Outro]
Guess who's b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back (Hi, Mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who's back
{*scratch*} Gue— {*scratch*} guess who's back
D-12 {*scratch*} guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} guess who's back
Back back {*scratch*} back {*scratch*}
Slim Shady,✦ 2001
I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck