[Chorus]
‘Cause I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[Verse 2]
So who's bringin' the guns in this country? (Hm?)
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet✦ gun through customs over✦ in London✦
And last week I seen this Schwarzenegger movie
Where he's shootin'✦ all sorts of these motherfuckers✦ with a Uzi
I see these three little kids up in the front row
Screaming, "Go!" with their seventeen-year-old✦ uncle
I'm like, guidance?! Ain't they got the same moms
And dads who got mad when I asked✦ if they liked✦ violence?
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear?
What about✦ the make-up✦ you allow✦ your twelve-year-old✦ daughter to wear? (Hm?)
So tell me that your son doesn't know any✦ cuss words
When his bus driver's screamin' at him, fuckin'✦ him up worse (Go sit the fuck down, you little fucking prick!)
And "fuck" was the first word I ever✦ learned
Up in the third grade, flippin' the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
So read up 'bout how I used✦ to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch and changed school every✦ three months
My life's✦ like kind of what my wife's✦ like (What?)
Fucked✦ up after✦ I beat her fuckin'✦ ass every✦ night: Ike
So how much easier✦ would life be if nineteen
Million motherfuckers✦ grew to be just like me?
[Chorus]
‘Cause I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[Verse 3]
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago,✦ I was more poorer✦ than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Cunt! Shooby-de-doo-wop! (Oops)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeves✦
Sonny✦ Bono,✦ skis, horses✦ and hittin'✦ some trees (Hey)
How many✦ retards'll listen✦ to me
And run-up✦ in the school shootin'✦ when they're pissed✦ at a tea-
-cher? Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?
"Wasn't me, Slim Shady✦ said to do it again!"✦
Damn, how much damage✦ can you do with a pen?
Man, I'm just as fucked✦ up as you woulda✦ been
If you woulda✦ been in my shoes, who woulda✦ thought
Slim Shady✦ would be somethin' that you woulda✦ bought?
That woulda✦ made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not
[Chorus]
‘Cause I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never✦ knew I, knew I would get this big
I never✦ knew I, knew I'd affect✦ this kid
I never✦ knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never✦ knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[Outro]
How the fuck was I supposed to know?