[Verse 2: Eminem]
I had a huge attitude, started off staticky
Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically (One more time)
I'm not a commodity, I'm an oddity✦
Who oddly✦ enough developed himself a Halloween following
It's so big, if I counted up all the freaks who follow✦ me (One, two)
I'd probably owe Ozzy✦ Osbourne an apology (Whoops)
College girls, live in an alcoholic's world
Full of hurl, head twirls every✦ time the toilet✦ swirls
Covered in throw-up, and I refuse✦ to grow up
I won't budge, I still tell a grown-up to shut up (Shut up!)
I made this rap game suspenseful
Cause now I got an impulse game to insult you wit' a pencil✦ (Bitch)
They waste the paper✦ on you, chopping down the oakwood
Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good
And as long as I stay in the studio✦ and keep cuttin'✦
You motherfuckers are puttin'✦ your words together for nothin'✦
[Chorus: Missy Elliott, Eminem]
Won't you busa✦ rhyme for me, boy?
(It's the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)✦
Won't you busa✦ rhyme for me, boy?
(It's the ill, that cool? Slim mothafucking✦ Shady)✦
Won't you busa✦ rhyme for me, boy?
(It's the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)✦
Won't you busa✦ rhyme for me, boy?
(It's the ill, that cool?)
[Bridge: Missy Elliott]
Turn the music✦ up, we gon' wake the neighbors✦ (Uh, uh)
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to Vegas✦ (Uh huh, uh)
Me and Slim Shady✦ on some shit daily✦ (Uh, wha-wha?)✦
What you want, what you got
Is it hot, is it hot?
Turn the music✦ up, we gon' wake the neighbors✦ (Uh, uh)
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to Vegas✦ (Uh huh, uh)
Me and Slim Shady,✦ on some shit daily✦ (Wha-wha?✦ Yo)
What you want, what you want? Uh yo...
[Interlude: Timbaland]
"A person✦ from another planet✦ might disagree with you."
"Well, if you want my opinion, he comes✦ from right here on Earth."
Slim Shady,✦ Misdemeanor✦
Timbaland✦
Slim Shady,✦ Misdemeanor✦
[Verse 3: Eminem]
I'm homicidal✦ and suicidal✦ with no friends
Holding a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
Sprayin' TECs at you until✦ you see your fucking✦ legs
With the bullet✦ holes✦ and the exit✦ wounds laying next to you (Ah!)
Fucking✦ mad dog, foaming✦ at the mouth (Grrr)
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming✦ at the couch
Jumped✦ out of the 93rd floor of a building
And shot every✦ window✦ out on the way down to the ground
(Keep filming!)
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed
Chopped 'em in half, suffocated the oxygen✦ mask
Shit, if I get any✦ higher✦
I'ma✦ get the East and West beefing again✦
Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire
[Verse 4: Missy Elliott, Missy as girl]
Y'all better✦ call the police✦ 'fore I kill this track
Don't shoot Missy!✦ Get back
Uh, I'ma✦ put you all in the line
Uh, and I'ma✦ watch you MC's die
Yo Mommy,✦ Mommy,✦ Missy✦ done lost her mind
I think somebody done pissed✦ her off this time
Yeah, I'ma✦ have to bus' you through your chest and
Uh, you gon' have to clean up the mess (Uh-huh)✦
It's raining,✦ raining✦ and it's pouring loud
Never✦ fear, 'cause pissy✦ Missy's through the crowd
Uh, I hear that the gats go cha-pow✦
Who shot me dammit?✦ Bitch get down
Don't walk when I talk, I never✦ talk when I smile (Uh-huh)✦
I'ma✦ lay em on down, like they lived✦ underground (Uh)
For the sounds that me and Timbaland,✦ we found
Get your ass kicked✦ later✦ or get your ass kicked✦ now
[Outro: Missy Elliott]
Uhh, one-two✦ Misdemeanor,✦ Slim Shady,✦ Timbaland,✦ motherfucker
Uhh uhh uhh, two, two, two, triple zero,✦ heheh