Split Personality
Tha Problem (Skit)
Cassidy
Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis
21
End
76
Internal
56
Multi
81
Slant
9
Chain
Rhyme Groups — hover to spotlight
(Cassidy)✦
Fall back
Fall back
I need a chicken✦ cheese steak man
(Arab✦ Man)
I dont have chicken✦ any✦ cheese what, ((Cassidy:)✦ dog)
Number✦ 1 five
What the combo✦
What do you want
The special✦ or the moovle
(Cassidy)✦
I dont know what number✦ it is man
Chicken✦ cheese steak man
((Arab✦ Man:) i have 1,2,3)
Chicken✦ Cheese steak man
Salt, pepper,✦ ketchup, mayonaise
And fried onions
((Arab✦ Man:) i dont have eggs, and and)
Throw some cheese fries in there
Too man
(Arab:✦ talkin gibberish)
1 second✦
(Cassidy:)✦
Throw some cheese fries in there too
(Arab:)✦
Okay,✦ 1 second✦
(singing)
(Cassidy:)✦ HURRY✦ UP!!
(Arab:)✦ I'm done as quick as this
(Cassidy:)✦ What the fuck is this?!
(Arab:)✦ Thats my special✦ philly✦ cheese steak for the for the man
(Cassidy:)✦ dog this ain't no philly✦ cheese steak man
(Arab:)✦ this is for the hood, i make this for the hood
(Cassidy:)✦ this ain't no philly✦ cheese steak
Dog you ain't even✦ from Philly✦
(Arab:)✦ Where the fuck are you from, i'm from here
(Cassidy:)✦ Nigga✦ i'm from philly✦ nigga,✦ where the fuck are you form?!
(Arab:✦ (teasing))
(Cassidy:)✦ Well I'm kell pipe nigga✦
(Arab:)✦ Nigga✦ i got pipes✦ too, fuck
(Cassidy:)✦ fuck is this shit?
(Arab:)✦ i'm from philly✦ so you dont like it then go home, thats where my steaks is from
(Cassidy:)✦ what the fuck is wrong wit u man?!
(Arab:)✦ next time, just take it easy,✦ and ordee the combo!!✦
(Cassidy:)✦ man fuck you and ya combo✦
Technical Breakdown
6.5
Multisyllabic Rhymes9.5
Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)
Internal Rhymes8.5
Rhymes within a line (data-driven)
Wordplay / Double Entendres2.0
Clever language, metaphors, punchlines
Cadence / Rhythm9.0
Flow variation and timing (data-driven)
Vocabulary Complexity4.0
Range and depth of words used (data-driven)
Delivery / Breath Control4.0
Performance and control
Computed Score6.54
Production
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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™
This is a comedic narrative skit rather than a technical lyrical exercise; while it lacks formal hip-hop poetic devices, it functions effectively as a performance piece characterized by mundane frustration and rhythmic cadence.
B
9.5
Multisyllabic
8.5
Internal Rhymes
9
Cadence / Flow
4
Vocabulary
2
Wordplay
4
Delivery
Conversational cadenceRepetitive phrasingStaccato rhythmNaturalistic dialogue
Rhyme Architecture: Non-existent; the verse relies on natural speech patterns and repetition of specific order items rather than traditional rhyming structures.
Strong character work
High level of relatability/realism
Effective use of rhythmic repetition for comedic effect
Total absence of traditional hip-hop lyricism
Lack of metaphor or wordplay
Minimal technical complexity