Return of the Don
Running Cold
Kool G Rap
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"Yo, G, man! You should diss her man!
Yo I heard he's a homo✦ anyway..."✦
[Verse 2: Kool G. Rap]
Listen✦ up, money,✦ or should I say honey?✦
You're looking✦ more sweeter than a Playboy✦ bunny✦
Fingernails filed,✦ your hair is styled✦
And the gear that you wear looks hot and wild
Everybody✦ says, "Is he some kind of sissy?"✦
Your name was "Moose," but now they call you "Missy"✦
Night or day lights, you fight for the gay rights
I thought you would stay bright, but you wanna✦ play-fight
With men, and Len, your real close friend
But you wouldn't be his friend if his knees didn't bend
You're not a lady,✦ dear, you're a square and a queer
Barrettes in your hair, bamboos in your ear
Running to cars, hanging out in gay bars
Winking your eyes to guys that wear bras
Skin-tight Levi's✦ and even✦ knee-highs
Don't try to lie, sugar,✦ I know why
In the ladies✦ bathroom, spraying on perfume
Stuffing your t-shirt with two balloons
You don't think about✦ the opposite sex at all
Instead of sugar✦ walls, you'd rather✦ have the balls
Way back in the days, you was as big as a cow
But look at you now, at jams you say "Ow!"
A sex disease was as common as TB
But gays today✦ get VD in 3-D
And that is called✦ AIDS, in case you didn't know
And the only✦ blow I'm giving✦ is this knockout blow
Switching, with your bandana looking✦ like Diana✦ Ross
From me G Rap, yo, truly✦ yours
"Hey yo, finish dissing that girl, man..."
[Verse 3: Kool G. Rap]
Yo, do me a favor, and pick up a pen and pad
And try to write down the numbers of the men you've had
So remember✦ when you're putting someone else in check
Go to the Wizard✦ of Oz and get some self-respect
Won't say no names,✦ it might leave a permanent scar
I don't have to go that far, you know who you are
And if you don't, then everybody✦ else does
'Cause all the fellas✦ be telling me how good you was
I can't accept a girl with a ruined✦ rep
I'm like a chef, I just cook up the stew and step
Off with her clothes, like Moby✦ Dick, "there she blows!"
She's gonna✦ go like the girls from the peep shows
Your man was large, but now he's getting✦ kinda✦ tiny✦
And you're another heinie trying to get pregnant by me
And in a year, I bet you'll be on welfare
Don't cry for help, dear, you put yourself there
The way it looks, you'll end up in Playboy✦ books
While your man is in Manhattan snatching pocket✦ books
Bugging✦ and mugging✦ with a big 12 gauge
Starving so bad, I can see his ribcage
Yo, you used✦ to tell me all the time, you're gonna✦ be a model
Later✦ in life, you're living✦ in a crack bottle
So when you're begging on your knees because I'm clocking G's
You'll be in zero✦ degrees,✦ getting✦ processed cheese, wearing dungarees✦
Yo, baby,✦ I don't need a girl with broken✦ hands
'Cause her man's a woman✦ beater✦
So when you getting✦ sores✦ from giving✦ up your drawers
Remember,✦ Kool G Rap said, "Truly✦ Yours"
[Outro]
Yo, I don't even✦ know why you tried to play me, honey✦
Now I'm down with Warner✦ Brothers, getting✦ Bugs Bunny✦ money✦
(Word, now you wild females know how G Rap lives...)✦
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