Live and Let Die
Fuck U Man
Kool G Rap
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Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex,"
bitches✦ are comin'✦ up with their friends for a nigga✦ to hit the skins.
Hopin'✦ the Kool G Rap was just makin'✦ rhymes,✦
but I'm leavin'✦ bitches'✦ vaginas with more stitches✦ than Frankenstein.
Some even✦ had the nerve to try to give me head,
and swallow the whole jimmy✦ to make a nigga✦ fed.
But come on you bitches,✦ don't make me laugh;
you couldn't deep throat G Rap if you was a motherfuckin' giraffe.
Dag, some even✦ fled when they saw the head,
cuz G's dick would make you seasick fuckin'✦ me in a waterbed.
Don't try to paly✦ me like no sucker,✦
cuz these bitches'll be callin'✦ up Dial-a-Mattress like a motherfucker.
You heard the song before;✦ you don't wanna✦ see me,
"I'll fuck you on the A-train✦ while I write graffiti."
I'll even✦ fuck you in a taxi✦ cab,
and after✦ sex with a nigga✦ you'll be buyin' a box of maxi-pads.
Soon as you open✦ your legs,
no need for no birth control, bitch, cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs.
Kool G Rap, the pussy✦ slammer;
hell, I'd be talkin'✦ fucked✦ up grammar if you was Bad Mamma✦ Jamma.✦
I ain't small, I'll have you cummin'✦ like waterfalls,
and then turn them sugar✦ walls into✦ Carnegie Hall.
Leavin'✦ my mark on bitches✦ like Zorro,✦
plus fuckin'✦ bitches✦ so def like there won't be no pussy✦ left tomorrow.
Hittin'✦ hoes like it ain't funny,✦
I think about✦ bowls of Cheerios because✦ I want my nuts and honey.✦
Talkin'✦ to all the women✦ that look fine,
pretendin' my prick was Moby✦ Dick and have a whale of a time.
Now I'm not a deep-sea diver,✦
but I love it when my dick's covered✦ and smothered✦ with saliva.✦
Shit, might even✦ straighten out your dentures,
because✦ it's not just a blow job, honey,✦ it's an adventure.✦
But 69, and I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna✦ eat cats.
Because✦ you gotta✦ be brave to eat the tuna,✦ G.
So when it comes✦ to pussy-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea.
I should be on the sex channel;
not a chump cuz I'm givin'✦ punk-bitches✦ better✦ humps than camels.
If you're a virgin,✦ I'll make it fit,
because✦ my dick'll pop the cherry✦ and spit out the fuckin'✦ pit.
And if you're concerned, my sperm don't burn,
and if it did, I'd give that nappy-headed ass a fuckin'✦ perm.
Shucks, I instruct a fuckin'✦ lesson.✦
You think it's painless? I hit the anus✦ and fuck up your large intestines.
Leavin'✦ you bitches✦ stingin' from the bangin';✦
my man Jimmy✦ got a hole in his head, but yo, that nigga's still hangin'.✦
Bitch, you'd rather✦ hump a fuckin'✦ whole army,✦
cuz even✦ the Witness Protection Program couldn't hide this man's salami.✦
You fuck around and catch a seizure,✦
before✦ I fuck a hoe I gots ta put the hooker✦ under✦ anesthesia.
Lettin'✦ saliva✦ dribble on your nipple,
orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into✦ a gripple.
Then I see you searchin' for the swellin',
cuz I'm-a✦ leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in.
Got damn! I hit the ham right;
honeybuns, you can ask my Three Sons, I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke.
I'm fuckin'✦ naked✦ girls with fly rhymes,✦
but don't push me, because✦ that pussy✦ will be runnin'✦ for it's nine lives.✦
I know you hookers can't refuse✦ this,
but dont' pick me to give no hickeys cuz I'm givin'✦ bitches✦ bruises.
Yeah, I'll tear that pussy✦ hole apart,
for fuckin'✦ with G Rap after✦ dark, you'd rather✦ jog in Central Park.
So if you want kids before✦ I fuck ya,
look at the size of my dick, and you'll let out the motherfuckers.
Shit, bitches✦ get open✦ like a can;
just leave it up to G Rap, cuz I'm the neighborhood Fuck U Man...
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