[Verse 1]
Now there's✦ this girl named✦ Monique✦
The type of female✦ that you consider a freak
A big-time player playin like a drum beat
You think her address is 21 Hump Street
She step out every✦ night to swing
With her Lee press-on's and a nefertiti ring
Bamboo✦ earrings all big and lookin✦ silly✦
With extensions hangin✦ down like Milli Vanilli
And every✦ Wednesday night at the Apollo✦
First kid she saw with jewerly she'd follow✦
And Monique✦ would be ready✦ to sleep
With the first kid in a Benz or a Cherokee Jeep
Strung out and givin✦ up the nappy✦ dug out
You're on the critical list, about✦ to pull the plug out
So here, nympho,✦ here's✦ some good info✦
Stop takin✦ em putts and close your legs, toots
Cause I remember you was one of a kind and a fine - hm
I once was infatuated by the things that you do
But now you're doodoo✦
It's all about✦ respectin yourself✦
In order✦ to gain respect from anyone✦ else
Treat yourself✦ like a real woman✦ should
Cause bitch, you ain't no damn good
That's right, there's✦ a lotta✦ young ladies✦ out here
That just ain't no damn good
{Female✦ voice:}
But hold up minute✦
There's✦ a lotta✦ guys out there that ain't no damn good either✦
{Big Daddy✦ Kane:}
Oh yeah?
{Female✦ voice:}
Yeah, cause I had to tell one the other✦ night
That his thing had too many✦ 'nots' in it
{Big Daddy✦ Kane:}
What you mean by too many✦ 'nots'?
{Female✦ voice:}
Not big enough,✦ not hard enough,✦ and not long enough✦
{Big Daddy✦ Kane:}
Yeah, aight
But check this here out
[Verse 2]
Well now, here's✦ another story✦
About✦ this kid by the name of Corey✦
A hustler with game tryin to make a name
That was his aim, but his lifestyle was lame
Cause he would front like it wasn't even funny✦
About✦ his girl, his car, and his money✦
Pullin✦ out a knot every✦ place
But every✦ single bill had Washington's face
And he went beyond exaggeration✦
To lie about✦ his means of transportation✦
Because he said he had a Benz car
Come to find out, it was his friend's car
Talk about✦ simple chronic halitosis
Damn, his breath was ferocious
He had an odor that just won't quit
Smelled like he washed✦ in Oil Of Oh shit
Tellin✦ girls he's daddy✦ long-strokin
(Shit, you must be jokin)✦
Cause he ain't got no bitches✦
And couldn't hurt a virgin✦ if her pussy✦ had stitches✦
See, Corey,✦ there's✦ a lot you're missin✦
Seems to me, you ain't got a pot to piss in
So let's get one thing understood
Muthafucka, you ain't no damn good
{Prince Paul:}
The moral✦ of the story✦ is
The majority of the population✦ of males✦ and females today✦
Are just no damn good