[Verse 2: Maximum]
[?] watch out, [?] who could it be
I got the microphone,✦ I'm the dope MC
But I'm swingin'✦ with the beat that [?]
I take your people when hangin'✦ 'em with a [?] rope
Now who said [?]? the young MC
He said I'm pickin'✦ it up [?] rockin'✦ fresh for the radio,✦ G
I said you suckers✦ using✦ [?] you swingin'✦
But you can't even✦ do it
Because✦ you motherfuckers✦ too busy✦ singin'✦
Now I know this guy, his name is Mr. Mathers
[?] rock the crowd and the crowd start to gather✦
I don't know why the people want to play me like I'm black, ay
I'm nearly✦ white if you look past that
So I tell everybody✦ have a good day
And I'm outta✦ here
[?] funky✦ [?] it goes this way
[Verse 3: M&M]
When I think of a rhyme
You know it just is a matter✦ of time
Before✦ I step up and just will show it
So Manix make the beat funky,✦ please don't blow it
So that I can kick flavor✦
So run and tell a neighbor
That M&M is kickin'✦ a kind of flavor✦ you will savor✦
So yo, go tell a friend that I am M&M
If a sucker✦ step up, you know I soon be condemnin' them
Because✦ they can't step to a rhyme that I throw
You know that every✦ time I grab the mic I just gotta✦ go
To the tempo✦ that's [?] laid back [?]
Flip 'em the bird
I think he just let a hot turd
[?] what the fuck is that
He hit me in my head and I said
That I have to go to
A place that I once knew
I used✦ to hang out
The shots just rang out and that's when I knew
That I bit a rhyme subconsciously
So I step up to the mic and be a [?]
[?] is not a word but you see that
When I'm steppin'✦ to the jam I just slam like a freak
Slam like a freelance, you never✦ see me glance
At a fire girl because✦ I get in the pants
You know that I do a funky✦ diss one your crew
When I bust a funky✦ rhyme, you know I just go to
A tempo✦ that's kinda✦ laid back while I say
DeShaun is ready✦ to grab the mic
Gettin'✦ no patient, OK
So I say OK Shaun, you can grab this mic
Rock to the break of dawn and you have this like
[Verse 4: Maximum, M&M]
I grab the mic, there's✦ not much left
I got the flavor,✦ [?] he comes✦ up
They say that you were better✦
But better✦ not meaning good
'Cause when they say you was better✦
That mean that sucker✦ wasn't no good, huh
Hitting suckers✦ with the force of twenty✦ men
Or should I say I'm hittin'✦ ya with the bare black hand
[?] that makes✦ twenty✦
But suckers✦ steppin'✦ to me
I'm like [?] I got them plenty✦
I seen yo mama✦ last night standin' on the corner✦
I said Yo baby✦ doll I got a dick
I know you wanna✦
Jump up on my tip and suck it just like it was a straw
She said "Aren't✦ you that smooth brother✦
That made the song that start raw?"
I said I'm not big daddy,✦ Big Daddy✦ meanin'✦ Kane
I'm just a brother✦ hear this name:
Max, simple and plane
She said "you're not a star"
She said "I like to fuck you really✦ fast in your new car"
I say you dumb bitch, you want me just for my rhyme
I say here come the cops
Get in the backseat and try to hide
She started✦ screamin'✦ "Rape!"
"This motherfucker✦ try to to rape me like an ape!"
I said I'm no ape just because✦ I'm black
The cops beat me down, I think they had a flashback
To Rodney✦ King previews on the news
And girl said now you goin' to jail
You have to pay your dues
Marshall jumped✦ up, [?] done
[?] open✦ the [?] someone✦
Oops, I bit a rhyme, that's OK
I'm passin'✦ the mic, it goes this way
[Verse 5: M&M]
It's dinner✦ time, you know that the soup's on
My must've paid your dues with the motherfuckin'✦ coupon✦
Because✦ I say rhymes✦ that does the crowd much damage✦
In the place to was
The place to was, not the place to be
Because✦ I'm grabbin'✦ that mic and rockin'✦ gracefully
When I bust a funky✦ rhyme and do like this all of the time
I bust a rhyme and you will know that M&M is gotta✦ be
So damn funky✦ in the place to G
The place to be was is as I will see
A funky✦ MC tryin' to step up and take my thing
I say No, I have to see you later✦ dame
I got another✦ gig, it's kinda✦ big
That's why I had to therefore✦ get for and put on a wig
So I step into✦ the jam a superwoman
Everybody✦ said how the hell is he comin'✦
I said I'm comin'✦ like this, I'm comin'✦ correct
I bust a funky✦ dope rhyme and I break the neck
With a step up to me, your life's✦ in jeopa-pardy
When I'm grabbin'✦ the mic and flowin'✦ like this
You know that M&M is a dope MC
Dope MC, Shaun wants the mic
I'm gonna✦ give it to him now
Wait, wrong bar. psych
The wrong bar, you can come in
So I just pass it one more time, and Shaun
Melt 'em like acid✦
[Verse 6: Maximum]
I can just step up, the victory✦ is my day
It's all away✦ from Sunday✦ bustin'✦ [?] in Friday✦
How many✦ suckers✦ steppin',✦ too many✦
All gettin'✦ done
While the imperial✦ [?] drop the [?] as the [?]
Yes, my brother✦ name is M&M
The suckers✦ steppin'✦ to him as [?] jam
Not talkin'✦ about✦ the dick suckers✦
The suckers✦ that suck cock
They talkin'✦ about✦ the brother✦ [?] hip-hop✦
Now you got a chance to dance to this tune
It is funky✦ funky✦ fresh and it's about✦ [?]
And I'm the sheriff, the terrorist and [?]
[?] and everybody damn what's up [?]
[?] to the real track, to show them what's up jack
They steppin'✦ to me [?]
My boy name is Wayne, now he's in a jail cell
Gettin'✦ some ass pain
They probably busted✦ his ass, left and right
Cause he shouldn't have got into✦ a neighborhood fight
Now back to the other✦ thing you know it's [?]
[?] fucked✦ a girl, her name was Donna✦ Summer✦
Yeah, I fucked✦ her real good, all night she scream
And then walked✦ her little daughter
Her name was Darleen✦
She said "Ooh Shaun, won't you love me?
You got a bigger✦ D-I-C-K than Ice-T"✦
I Said baby✦ step to me and hang on my balls
She started✦ climbin' the walls
She started✦ drippin' my [?]
I said yo baby✦ won't you get that juicy✦ cunt out
She said I don't know what the fuck you talkin'✦ 'bout
I say yo, you know my dick size may even✦ vary✦
But I made a hit [?] Mariah✦ Carey✦
I had to sing it all day night, singin'✦ the blues and makin'✦ her [?]
Had the bitch [?]
So that's what made Anita✦ Baker✦ famous✦
For being a [?]
Because✦ she stepped to the motherfucker✦
Whose bars and dick was the longest
Now I gotta✦ pass the mic, I had the it long enough✦
Ay yo Em, why don't you tell 'em how long your stuff is
And tell 'em how you livin'✦ in showbiz
In fact Em, why don't you bust somethin'✦ about✦ Kim?
[Verse 7: M&M]
Yo, since we're on the subject about✦ women✦
I had to ask my ex-one✦
'Yo, how you livin'?'✦
Girl, you ain't shit to me
You nothin'✦ but a pile of shit on the city✦
Lookin'✦ down on ya in a couple of years
I say 'How was your life
Did you get many✦ beers?'
She said Yeah, I started✦ drinkin'✦
You know I started✦ stinkin'✦
I went out with this guy
Who drove a '79 Lincoln
I said 'that was me, have you forgotten?'
Bitch, last time I fucked✦ you your pussy✦ was rotten✦
It stunk, you nothin'✦ but a girl bitch
And your boyfriend✦ is a punk
And he wants to step up and talk junk
I beat his motherfuckin'✦ ass and kick you in your teeth
For tryin' to pull a fast one
But you know that you gonna✦ get done
You are nothin'✦ but a ho and you better✦ start to run
'Cause when I get famous✦
Girl I won't need you anymore✦
The only✦ time I call ya is to screw you in ya anus✦
Because✦ you know that all I will use you for
Is to fuck your pussy✦ till I'm chill
I cum and then I have to tell ya to leave
Because✦ I don't like you girl and your hair is a wig
You're too fake, your boyfriend✦ is a snake
Your father✦ is a bitch, your mother✦ is a dick
Your sister✦ is a snitch always✦ tattlin'✦ rattlin'✦ her mouth
But girl, if she steps up we're gonna✦ be battlin'✦
Now listen✦ Kim, I'm sorry✦ to tell you this
You no longer✦ have a future✦ with this here, M&M
'Cause this MC is goin' out on a quest
To find me the right girl who would treat me the best
Because✦ you always✦ shit on me
You always✦ try to step up to me
But you'll eventually die
Because✦ I don't like you no more, there's✦ nothin'✦ between✦ us
The only✦ time I liked✦ you was when you suckin'✦ my penis✦
[Verse 8: Maximum]
And that's the way we conclude the story✦
Puttin'✦ bitches✦ in the fuckin'✦ category✦
[?] but we soon will get paid
If all you bitches✦ virgin✦ we takin'✦
'Cause you need to get laid
[?] time, 'cause I will ditch ya and hit ya right from behind✦
And like I said before✦ there will be no more sex
And if ya pregnant with a baby✦ I will [?]
I'm livin'✦ life on the run so you know
I like to fuck a girl who is big juicy✦ pussy✦ though
I'm not a [?] but my name is [?]
[?] rollin'✦ when I take control and
Rock your world but don't need[meet?] the scene
'Cause we [?] hanky-panky I'm the king
And you a piece of slinky✦ and kinky✦ with your cunt
But girl you puttin'✦ up a ho front
And I need some rela-lationship
What I'm tryin' to say you need to listen✦ you bitches✦
[?] like [?] Casio✦
In fact I'm tryin' to say you're so fast
So slow, slow ho
But I don't even✦ know 'cause I'm no joke
They say I'm [?] come get a piece of the slowpoke
That's all I'm tryin' to say, and we outta✦ here, we outie?
Alright he got somethin'✦ [essential?]✦ to say
Damn
[Verse 9: M&M]
Let me tell you a story✦ that no one really✦ knew about✦
Is when I fucked✦ this bitch and the bitch must've flew about✦
A hundred and fifty✦ feet back when I stuck her with my dick
I said all I try to do was fuck her
But she didn't take it lightly
I snuck up on her and the bitch tried to fight me
Then she tried to bite me
One time she was suckin'✦ my dick
I said I'm gettin'✦ the fuck outta✦ here man
This is one crazy✦ ass chick
Then, I kick a rhyme that will say
You could say it out like this most everyday
We're takin'✦ too much tape
I'm tried of bitches✦ screamin'✦ "rape"
So there's✦ no escape,✦ I'm about✦ to get like grey ape
Because✦ I got a great paw
And then I got a cherry✦ one for the very✦ girls all
It made no sense but I like to say this just for the record:✦
Kim, you're a bitch
You can suck my ass and lick my nuts
And kiss me in my balls and fuck me like a slut
That's all you ever✦ did, you ain't good for shit
But just sittin'✦ on my dick and tryin' to get ready✦ to cum
But you ain't never✦ done that because✦ I made you cum
In like two seconds flat
And then you didn't wanna✦ fuck me no more
You only✦ out for yourself
And let me tell you somethin'✦
You ain't nothin'✦ but a fuckin'✦ whore
You work in Dunkin'✦ Donuts,✦ I have to tell you this
We outie, damn!
[Outro: Maximum, M&M]
Bitches✦ (repeated)✦
Bitches,✦ let me get 'em
I just give 'em [?]
Bitches✦ (repeated)✦
And if you haven't✦ known by now
They all bitches✦
This is Dr. Samuel Gibson✦ tellin'✦ you
That the word 'Bitch' means
A girl that is subjected to a dog
The definition✦ of bitch is Kim
Definition✦ of 'Slut'? Shaun
The definition✦ of 'Phat'? Shaun
The definition✦ of 'Ugly'?✦ Kim
The definition✦ of 'Play it out'? Kim
The definition✦ of 'Real player with his black [?]?
That would have to be? M&M
And the sweet sexual✦ chocolate of a big black cock
Would have to go to the representable
MC X-, M-A-X-I-M-U-M
[?] what's up to the Pepsi-Cola third flavor✦ runner-up
Can't forget✦ the chaos, so stay off the kid
Yeah, we gotta✦ also✦ say to all the bitches✦
That [?] too good for
FUCK YOU!
BITCH!
Ah, ah so fuckin'✦ good
Oh god, can just nut everywhere
Ah, must've came a fuckin'✦ mile