[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked✦ through the door (Woo!)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You're the one they adore✦
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You're a rock star (Baby)✦
Everybody✦ wants you (Everybody✦ wants you)
Player, who can really✦ blame you? (Who can really✦ blame you?)
We're the ones✦ who made you
[Verse 2: Eminem]
The enforcer, looking✦ for more women✦ to torture
Walk up to the cutest✦ girl and charley-horse her
Sorry,✦ Portia,✦ but what's Ellen✦ DeGeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?
Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman✦
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite✦ Sarah✦ Palin✦ out to dinner,✦ then
Nail her, baby,✦ say hello✦ to my little friend!
Brit, forget✦ K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman✦
Forget✦ him or you're gonna✦ end up in the hospital again✦
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget✦ them other✦ men, girl, pay them little attention✦
And little did I mention✦ that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other✦ guys, you give 'em an inch
They take a mile; they got style, but it isn't Slim
[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked✦ through the door (Woo!)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You're the one they adore✦
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You're a rock star (Baby)✦
Everybody✦ wants you (Everybody✦ wants you)
Player, who can really✦ blame you? (Who can really✦ blame you?)
We're the ones✦ who made you
[Bridge: Eminem]
And that's why, my love
You'll never✦ live without
I know you want me, girl
'Cause I can see you checking me out
And, baby,✦ you know
You know you want me too
Don't try to deny✦ it, baby✦
I'm the only✦ one for you (*Fart*)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy✦ mouth out?
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never✦ has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but
Jessica✦ Alba✦ put her breasts on my mouth (Blup!)
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder✦ why I keep dressing like Elvis✦
"Lord, help us, he's back in his pink ALF shirt
Looking✦ like someone shrinked his outfit!"✦
I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica✦
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy,✦ I'm your Blake
Matter✦ of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak
Baby,✦ I think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down, girl
[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked✦ through the door (Woo!)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You're the one they adore✦
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You're a rock star (Baby)✦
Everybody✦ wants you (Everybody✦ wants you)
Player, who can really✦ blame you? (Who can really✦ blame you?)
We're the ones✦ who made you
[Outro: Eminem]
So baby✦
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, get down
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, down, down
Baby,✦ get down, get down
Oh Amy!✦ Rehab never✦ looked✦ so good!
I can't wait, I'm going back
Ha-ha,✦ woo!
Dr. Dre! 2020!
Yeah!