[Chorus]
Yeah, baby,✦ do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever✦ get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never✦ gonna✦ break that glass
That windshield's✦ too strong for you
I said, "Yeah, baby,✦ sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever✦ get the chance to sing
You're sexy✦ little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?" Same song and dance
[Verse 2]
The first victim✦ I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, a party✦ girl, big fun
She was the girl the media✦ always✦ picked✦ on
In and out of rehab✦ every✦ four-to-six months
She was always✦ known for little pranks and slick stunts
At Nickelodeon, flashed the little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked✦ in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage,✦ now here's✦ where I come in, son
Look, here she comes,✦ I better✦ pull out the big guns
"Hello,✦ Lindsay, you're looking a little thin, hun
How 'bout a ride to rehab?✦ Get in, cunt"
But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
"Girl, I'm just kidding, let me start over✦ again,✦ hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention✦
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension✦
You're little wench, ya, murder✦ wasn't my intention✦
If I wanted✦ to kill you, it would've already been done"
Slowly✦ she gets in and I begin✦ to lynch her with 66 inches✦ of extension✦ cord
[Chorus]
Yeah, baby,✦ do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever✦ get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never✦ gonna✦ break that glass
That windshield's✦ too strong for you
I said, "Yeah, baby,✦ sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever✦ get the chance to sing
You're sexy✦ little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?" Same song and dance
[Verse 3]
My second victim✦ was even✦ bigger✦ than the first
Pop star, icon,✦ the whole works, she played a little schoolgirl✦ when she first
Burst upon✦ the scene and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked✦ me, it made me mad at first
I lashed✦ out in my songs, but what was really✦ going on
Was that I had developed a crush
I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection✦ of skeletons, or
Footage✦ of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma✦ tell her at dusk
Tonight,✦ tonight✦ is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion✦ in stilettos, and just
Climb the gate, and ring the bell like, "Hello,✦ my love
I just picked✦ your prescription✦ for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my Valium✦ with you, 'cause I'm feeling✦ you, Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever✦ since a schoolgirl✦ juvenile delinquent
I've been feeling✦ you, ooh-ooh, girl, you're sexy✦ little gal, you
Hold that pill any✦ longer,✦ it'll get sentimental value
C'mon toots, give me the Valium,✦ alley-oop
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm 'bout to make a new outfit✦ out of you
New outfit?✦ Shit, I'll make a suit out of you, shoot
Now, show me how you move, baby,✦ do how a-you do"
[Chorus]
Yeah, baby,✦ do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever✦ get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never✦ gonna✦ break that glass
That windshield's✦ too strong for you
I said, "Yeah, baby,✦ sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever✦ get the chance to sing
You're sexy✦ little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?" Same song and dance
[Outro]
Same kicking and screaming, same crying and sobbing
Same song and dance
Same begging and pleading, same yelling and bleeding
Same song and dance
Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance