[Verse 2]
My equilibrium's off—must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any✦ drugs, man—people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum
No reason✦ in particular—it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
Fifty-one people asleep✦ in my damn living✦ room
Excuse✦ me, hun, but what is your name? Vivian?✦
I woke up next to you naked,✦ and, uh, did we, um?
Of course, we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy,✦ hun?
I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one
No offense, baby✦ girl, I don't mean any✦ harm
But disease is something✦ I'm trying to keep my penis✦ free from
I find the package, and I'm cool—I immediately run
Like Speedy✦ Gonzales to see if I see anyone✦
Who might have a couple of 3's—I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Chorus]
Girl, I don't mean any✦ harm, all I wanted✦ to do is just say, "Hello"✦
And do you happen✦ to have anything✦ on you to make my mood mellow?✦
Some are oval✦ and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow✦
Girl, I don't mean any✦ harm, all I wanted✦ to do is just say, "Hello"✦
[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
Word-word,✦ chk-word-word,✦ chk-word, chk-chk-word
I second that and I third, rushed✦ to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because✦ of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer✦ getting✦ them free—hundred bucks for these Percodans
Plus, it's getting✦ to be where he'll lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin'✦ him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils
Now he's doubling backwards, and he's stumbling back
Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something✦ go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting✦ a nap
Almost ended✦ it that soon because✦ of the fact
I'm just busting✦ my own chops while I'm busting✦ a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm back
[Chorus]
Girl, I don't mean any✦ harm, all I wanted✦ to do is just say, "Hello"✦
And do you happen✦ to have anything✦ on you to make my mood mellow?✦
Some are oval✦ and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow✦
Girl, I don't mean any✦ harm, all I wanted✦ to do is just say, "Hello"✦
[Refrain]
And so I'm saying, "Hello"✦ (Hello),✦ allow✦ me to introduce myself✦ (Myself)✦
My name is Shady,✦ it's so nice to meet you (It's so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (Long time), I'm sorry✦ I've been away✦ so long (So long)
My name is Shady,✦ I never✦ meant to leave you (I never✦ meant to leave you)
[Outro]
Yeah, it's like starting over✦
Clean slate
Ha