[Chorus]
My mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because✦ my mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Verse 2]
Wait a minute,✦ this ain't dinner,✦ this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I?
Now here's✦ a plate full of painkillers, now just wait
'Til I crush the Valium✦ and put it in your potatoes
You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make
That retarded fuckin'✦ face without✦ even✦ tastin'✦ it
You better✦ lick the fuckin'✦ plate, you ain't wastin'✦ it
Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again✦
And I ain't givin'✦ in, you're gonna✦ just sit there
In one fuckin'✦ place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again✦
Then when I make spinach✦ dip, it'll be placed✦ in the shit
You little shit, wanna✦ sit there and play innocent?
A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father,✦ he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid"
[Pre-Chorus]
My mom
There's✦ no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones✦ be bygones✦
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on, 'cause—
[Chorus]
My mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because✦ my mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Bridge]
My mom loved✦ Valium,✦ now all I am
Is a party✦ animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium✦ spinach✦
But my buzz only✦ lasts about✦ two minutes
But I don't wanna✦ swallow it without✦ chewin'✦ it
I can't even✦ write a rhyme without✦ you in it
My Valium,✦ my Vaa-lium, ohh
[Verse 3]
Man, I never✦ thought that I could ever✦ be
A drug addict, naw, fuck that, I can't have it happen✦ to me
But that's actually what has ended✦ up happenin'
A tragedy, the fuckin'✦ past ended✦ up catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful
She killed✦ the fuckin'✦ dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin'✦ aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack? You hungry,✦ you fuckin'✦ brat?
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it"
But I don't need it, "Well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before✦ you wake Nathan✦ up"
Alright, ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'✦
I'll do it, pop it, gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger✦ bobblehead
[Chorus]
My mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because✦ my mom loved✦ Valium✦ and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Outro]
My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma✦
Me momma,✦ I like-a✦ da momma✦
Haha,✦ sorry✦ Mom
I still love you though
Dr. Dre, 2010
Hey, this shit is hella✦ hard, homie
Yo, take us on outta✦ here
Woo