[Chorus]
I just want you to be normal✦
Why can't you bitches be normal?✦
Always✦ gotta✦ be so extra✦
Like a fuckin'✦ terrestrial
Guess it comes✦ with the territory
My ex girl, she just declared war
Therefore, I better✦ prepare for it
I guess bein’ weird's normal✦
[Verse 2]
And I don't know what's got a holda✦ me
Most notably I've been zonin'✦ to Jodeci
I'm totally✦ open,✦ hopelessly devoted
So much so that I bet you she don't even✦ know that she's
The first thing I think of when I wake up
And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep
Sike, hope she don't notice✦ me goin' through her purse
I know she cheats, so do I, I'm soulless, she's heartless
No wonder✦ we're partners
Both got hundreds of charges
Domestic disputes but we've always✦
Swept it under✦ the carpet✦
Even✦ when 9-1-1 gets the call that
I slipped up and busted✦ her jaw with
A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
Really✦ does is make our love for each other✦ grow stronger
She won me over✦ the second she tried to run me over✦
Told her I'd keep it a hun', we over✦
Kicked✦ her out, called✦ her back, now she's coming✦ over✦
But why is she so wicked?✦
And how the fuck did I get so twisted
Up with someone✦ so unlikable✦ and shifty?✦
We're like nitrogen✦ and hydrogen✦ mixed✦ with
Ignitable✦ liquids, but I'm finally✦ seeing
She's only✦ mine for the time being
That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she
Tried to two-time me
And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave
How could I be so naive?
Should I leave or turn this entire✦ evening
To a motherfucking✦ crime scene?
Maybe I'm just too ugly✦ to compete✦ with
Him, you weren't s'posed✦ to agree, you fucking✦ bitch
'Specially✦ when you're the one cheated first
Now the argument immediately becomes heated✦
You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt
Eat a monkey✦ dick wrapped in a stuffed pita✦ fajita,✦ slut
Treat it just like a drum, beat it, complete✦ it
And once you've succeeded, repeat✦ it
I love you, but I hope you fuckin'✦ die though
In our business, your friends like to pry, so
You've got 'em all under✦ cover✦ just like moles✦
Hopin'✦ they'll come back with intel
But I'm the one who's thrown into✦ the spiral✦
'Cause now the roles✦ are reversed, so here I go
Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone✦
Who the fuck's Milo?✦
The guy at work who drives✦ a hi-lo✦
I put a tracking device✦ on your Chrysler
And follow✦ you while you drive home
But like a cyclone,✦ I just got my disguise blown
You recognized me and had Milo✦ flip me off right out the passenger side window✦
I hit a light pole
You skirt off and then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo✦
Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's✦ demo✦ (Ow, ah)
But like a drunk bum, what do I know?
Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
I told you "You're the apple of my eye," so shut your pie hole
[Outro]
Just wanna✦ be normal✦
Why can't you be normal?✦ (Yeah)
I just wanna✦ be normal✦
Why can't you be normal?✦