[Chorus: Eminem & Joe Walsh]
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit✦
It's the motivation✦ that keeps me goin'
This is the inspiration✦ I need
I could never✦ turn my back on a city✦ that made me
And (Life's✦ been good to me so far)
[Verse 2: Eminem]
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that
Don't know what the fuck I'd be doin' if it weren't✦ rap
Probably be a giant turd sack
But I blew, never✦ turned✦ back
Turned✦ 40 and still sag—teenagers act more fuckin'✦ mature,✦ Jack
Fuck you gonna✦ say to me? I'll leave on my own terms, asshole
I'm goin' berzerk, my nerves✦ are bad
But I love the perks my work has
I get to meet famous people, look at her dag
Her nylons✦ are ran, her skirt's snagged
And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag
Tuck in my Hanes✦ shirt tag
You're Danica✦ Patrick (Yeah?) word, skag
We'd be the perfect match
'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag
My apologies,✦ no disrespect to technology
But what the heck's all of these buttons?
You expect me to sit here and learn that?
Fuck I gotta✦ do to hear this new song from Luda?✦
Be an expert at computers?
I'd rather✦ be an Encyclopedia Britannica,✦ hell with
PlayStation,✦ I'm still on my first man on some Zelda✦
Nintendo, bitch! Run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti
Put in on bread, make a sandwich with Welch's, and belch
They say this spray butter's bad for my health, but
I think this poor white trash from the trailer
Jed Clampett, Fred Sanford, and welfare
Mentality helps to keep me grounded
That's why I never✦ take full advantage of wealth, I
Managed to dwell within✦ these parameters
Still crammin' the shelves full of Hamburger Helper✦
I can't even✦ help it, this is the hand I was dealt, a
Creature✦ of habit,✦ feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
With all these pet peeves,✦ goddamn it, to hell, I
Can't stand all these kids with their camera✦ cellphones
I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I could yell, the
Other✦ day, someone got all elaborate
And stuck a head from a fuckin'✦ dead cat in my mailbox
Went to Burger✦ King—they spit on my onion rings
I think my karma's catchin' up with me
[Chorus: Eminem & Joe Walsh]
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit✦
It's the motivation✦ that keeps me goin'
This is the inspiration✦ I need
I could never✦ turn my back on a city✦ that made me
And (Life's✦ been good to me so far)
[Bridge: Eminem]
Got friends on Facebook all over✦ the world
Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good
So I'm artist of the decade,✦ I even✦ got a plaque
I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked
[Verse 3: Eminem]
I'm tryin' to be low-key,✦ hopefully nobody✦ notices me
In produce, hunched over,✦ giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey✦ over✦ to the frozen✦ aisle
By the frozen✦ yogurt this guy approached me
Embarrassed, I just did Comerica✦ with Hova✦
The show's over,✦ I'm hidin'✦ in Kroger,✦ buyin' groceries✦
He just had front-row seats
Told me to sign this poster,✦ then insults me
"Wow! Up close didn't know you had crow's feet!"
I'm at a crossroads, lost, still shoppin' at Costco's
Sloppy✦ Joe's, bulk waffles
Got caught pickin'✦ my nose (Agh!)
Look over,✦ see these two hot hoes
Finger✦ still up one of my nostrils
Right next to 'em, stuck at the light, the fuckin'✦ shit's
Takin'✦ forever to change, it's stuck, these bitches✦ are lovin'✦ it
Rubbin'✦ it in, chucklin', couldn't do nothin'✦
Play it off, "What you bumpin'?"✦
"Trunk Muzik, Yelawolf's better,"✦ fuckin'✦ bitch!
They want me to flip at the label,✦ but I won't succumb to it
The pressure,✦ they want me to follow✦ up with
Another one, after✦ Recovery✦ was so highly✦ coveted
But what good is a fuckin'✦ recovery✦ if I fumble it?
'Cause I'ma✦ drop the ball if I don't get a grip
Hoppin'✦ out shrubbery✦ on you sons of bitches✦
Wrong subdivision✦ to fuck with, bitch
Quit snappin' fuckin'✦ pictures of my kids
I love my city,✦ but you pushed✦ me to the limit—what a pity!✦
The shit I complain about✦
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's rainin'✦ out
Kool-Aid stain on the couch, I'll never✦ get it out
But bitch, I got an elevator in my house
Ants and a mouse—I'm livin'✦ the dream!
[Chorus: Eminem & Joe Walsh]
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit✦
It's the motivation✦ that keeps me goin'
This is the inspiration✦ I need
I could never✦ turn my back on a city✦ that made me
And (Life's✦ been good to me so far)