The Marshall Mathers LP 2

The Monster

Eminem

Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis

12

End

135

Internal

101

Multi

189

Slant

2

Chain

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[Post-Chorus: Rihanna & Bebe Rexha]
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ well, that's nothin'✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
[Verse 2: Eminem & Bebe Rexha]
Now, I ain't much of a poet
But I know somebody once told me to seize the moment✦
And don't squander it 'cause you never✦ know when it
All could be over✦ tomorrow, so I keep conjurin'
Sometimes, I wonder✦ where these thoughts spawn from
Yeah, ponderin'll do you wonders, no wonder✦
You're losin'✦ your mind, the way it wanders
(New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo)✦ Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
I think it went wanderin' off down, yonder✦ and stumbled onto✦ Jeff VanVonderen
'Cause I need an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster✦
And save me from myself and all this conflict
'Cause the very✦ thing that I love's✦ killin'✦ me and I can't conquer it
My OCD's conkin'✦ me in the head, keep knockin'
Nobody's home, I'm sleepwalkin'
I'm just relayin' what the voice in my head's sayin'
Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the—
[Chorus: Rihanna, Rihanna & Bebe Rexha]
I'm friends with the monster✦ that's under✦ my bed
Get along✦ with the voices✦ inside✦ of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin'✦ your breath
And you think I'm crazy,✦ yeah, you think I'm crazy✦
Well, that's nothin'✦
[Post-Chorus: Rihanna & Bebe Rexha]
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ well, that's nothin'✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Call me crazy,✦ but I have this vision,✦ one day that
I'll walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until then, drums get killed✦ and I'm comin'✦ straight at
MCs, blood gets spilled then I'll
Take you back to the days that I'd get on a Dre track
Give every✦ kid who got played that pumped-up feelin'✦
And shit to say back to the kids who played him
I ain't here to save the fuckin'✦ children, but if one kid
Out of a hundred million who are goin' through a
Struggle feels it and relates, that's great
It's payback, Russell Wilson✦ fallin'✦ way back in the draft
Turn nothin'✦ into✦ somethin', still can make that
Straw into✦ gold, chump, I will spin, Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straightjacket, face facts
I am nuts for real, but I'm okay✦ with that
It's nothin',✦ I'm still friends with the—
[Chorus: Rihanna, Eminem, Rihanna & Eminem]
I'm friends with the monster✦ that's under✦ my bed
Get along✦ with the voices✦ inside✦ of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin'✦ your breath
And you think I'm crazy,✦ yeah, you think I'm crazy✦
I'm friends with the monster✦ that's under✦ my bed (Get along✦ with)
Get along✦ with the voices✦ inside✦ of my head (You're tryna)
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin'✦ your breath (And you think I'm)
And you think I'm crazy,✦ yeah, you think I'm crazy✦
Well, that's nothin'✦
[Post-Chorus: Rihanna & Eminem, Bebe Rexha]
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ well, that's nothin'✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦
New-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo,✦ new-hoo,✦ ooh-hoo✦

Technical Breakdown

7.0
Multisyllabic Rhymes9.5

Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)

Internal Rhymes9.5

Rhymes within a line (data-driven)

Wordplay / Double Entendres6.5

Clever language, metaphors, punchlines

Cadence / Rhythm5.5

Flow variation and timing (data-driven)

Vocabulary Complexity6.0

Range and depth of words used (data-driven)

Delivery / Breath Control7.5

Performance and control

Computed Score6.97

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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™

Eminem utilizes high-density internal rhyme chains to mask the vulnerability of the subject matter, effectively using technical proficiency to bridge the gap between introspection and the song's pop-oriented commercial requirements.

B
9.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
5.5
Cadence / Flow
6
Vocabulary
6.5
Wordplay
7.5
Delivery
Internal polysyllabic rhyme chainsPhonetic play with character namesStaccato rhythmic variationMetaphorical personification of mental illness
Rhyme Architecture: Dense, multi-syllabic internal rhyme scheme primarily focused on the '-on' sound (ponderin', wonders, wanderin', Yonderen, monster, conkin').
Verified Doubles & Entendres

"stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen / 'Cause I need an interventionist"

① Reference to the specific TV interventionist personality known for helping people with addictions.② A play on the phonetic similarity between 'VanVonderen' and the previous 'wonderin'/'wanderin' rhyme block, signaling the emcee's descent into madness requiring professional help.

"My OCD's conkin' me in the head"

① The literal medical/psychological condition of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder acting as an antagonist.② Personifying the condition as a physical force that is 'conking' or striking him, reinforcing the physical manifestation of his mental state.

Exceptional technical control over vowel density

Effective use of multi-syllabic word chains to maintain rhythmic propulsion

Strong characterization of the internal conflict through specific imagery (OCD/Interventionist)

Occasional reliance on pop-concessive delivery which detracts from lyrical grit

The 'Yodel-odel' segment disrupts the tonal cohesion of the verse

Some lyrical choices feel forced for the sake of the rhyme scheme

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