[Chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone✦ knows that no one likes✦ to be alone✦
So get on the floor and grab somebody✦
Ain't nothin'✦ but a white trash party✦ (White trash party)✦
So, let's have us a little bash
And if anyone✦ asks, it ain't no one but us trash
You don't know? You better✦ ask somebody✦
'Cause we're havin'✦ a white trash party✦ (White trash party)✦
[Verse 2]
Pull a fifth of Bacardi from out of my underwear
And walk around✦ the party✦ without✦ a care
Like a body✦ without✦ a head
Lookin'✦ like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead
And tomorrow, I'll probably still be too high to get out of bed
'Til I feel like I been hit with the sharp part of the hammer✦
Mixin'✦ Hennessy and Fanta✦ with Pepto✦ and Mylanta (Woo)
I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin', “Die, Santa”✦
Missed✦ the tree, and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders (Yeah)
So quit tryna✦ play the wall like you Paul
And get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin'
They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin'✦
'Cause as soon as they throw on some R. Kelly,✦ I start ballin'✦
Makin'✦ it rain for the ladies✦ in the mini's
But I'm not throwin'✦ 1's, 5's, 10's or even✦ 20's
I'm throwin'✦ quarters, nickels, dimes,✦ pennies✦ up at skinnies✦
Man, I do this for them bunnies✦ up at Denny's✦
From the North, East and West
But when it comes✦ to them trailers in them South-parks
Muffle it, 'cause, homie, that hood's tighter than Kenny's✦
So ladies,✦ if your belly✦ button's not an innie, then I'm outtie
Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy,✦ come on!
[Chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone✦ knows that no one likes✦ to be alone✦
So get on the floor and grab somebody✦
Ain't nothin'✦ but a white trash party✦ (White trash party)✦
So let's have us a little bash
And if anyone✦ asks, it ain't no one but us trash
You don't know? You better✦ ask somebody✦
'Cause we're havin'✦ a white trash party✦ (White trash party)✦
[Bridge]
Now, whether you're black, white, or purple
If you're misunderstood
But you don't give a fuck, you ain't doin' shit that you should
Long as you know you're up to evil,✦ and you're no damn good
Get on the floor, man, and rep your hood
[Verse 3]
Now, honey,✦ don't let them pricks trip
We should make a quick dip
And go do some doughnuts in the hospital parking lot
'Cause, girl, I got a sick whip
Kick the back window✦ out of my Gremlin
Put two milk crates✦ in the trunk, rip out the stick shift
And make a 5-seater,✦ I'll be damned✦ if I feed a chick
It ain't like me to split a piece of dry pita✦
I be the S-L-to-the-I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y✦
And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater✦
I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside✦ down
'Fore I turn over✦ a new leaf, clown
I'll tell you now, I'm so raw, I still need to unthaw✦
You feel me, y'all? I shut the club down like Drake in the mall
But, baby,✦ a body✦ like that's against the law
You the baddest little chain with the blades✦ I ever✦ saw
Coleslaw containers, empty✦ straw wrappers and all
You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
Now get up
[Chorus]
Now, you can do this on your own
But everyone✦ knows that no one likes✦ to be alone✦
So get on the floor and grab somebody✦
Ain't nothin'✦ but a white trash party✦
So let's have us a little bash
And if anyone✦ asks, it ain't no one but us trash
You don't know? You better✦ ask somebody✦
'Cause we're havin'✦ a white trash party✦ (White trash party)✦