[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh-oh,✦ oh-oh,✦ oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty✦ below✦
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know,✦ know-know,✦ know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Bl-bl-blows, blow-blow,✦ blows, oh, oh-oh✦
[Verse 2]
Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon
Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sittin'✦ ducks, I'm the only✦ goose standin'
I'll set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fuckin'✦ around
Motherfucker, I'll show you pussy-footin'
I'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes✦ a queef and sounds like a fuckin'✦ whoopee cushion
Who the fuck is you pushin'?✦
You must've mistook me for some sissy✦ soft punk lookin'✦ for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead, fuckin'✦ hater,✦ push me
I told you ain't no fuckin'✦ way to shush me
Call me a faggot✦ 'cause I hate a pussy✦
Man the fuck up, sissy,✦ Gs up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
"Shady,✦ ease up, man, chill," nah, I can't, goddamn it, rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil,✦ these are shoes that you can't fill
Shit, the day that happens the world will stop spinnin'
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a standstill (Woo)
During✦ an earthquake, urine✦ in your face 'cause you're fake
Ow, what the fuck? That hurt, wait
Ow, what the fuck? I just got struck by lightnin'
Alright then, I quit, God, I give up
Call it evil✦ that men do
Lord, forgive me for what my pen do
"This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent,✦ but I warn you, if you continue
To Hell, I send you"
And just then the wind blew, and I said—
[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh-oh,✦ oh-oh,✦ oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty✦ below✦
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know,✦ know-know,✦ know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Bl-bl-blows, blow-blow,✦ blows, oh, oh-oh-oh,✦ oh
[Verse 3]
How long will I be this way? Shady✦ until✦ my dyin' day
'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say "So long"
'til then I'll drop the fuckin'✦ bombs like I missed✦ the pass when I went long
If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass in a lint thong
Now sing along,✦ "Slut this, slut that," learn the words to the song
"Oh, bitches don't like that"
Homie, I'll be nicer✦ to women✦ when Aquaman drowns and the Human✦ Torch starts swimmin'
Man, I'm a cold soul, I roll solo✦
So don't compare me to them other✦ bums over✦ there
It's like apples✦ to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah
I'm bananas, pussy,✦ cut off the grapes✦ and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything like everyone does with Auto-Tune
The last thing you want to do is have me spit out a rhyme, and say
"I was writing this, and I thought of you"
So—
[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh-oh,✦ oh-oh,✦ oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty✦ below✦
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know,✦ know-know,✦ know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Bl-bl-blows, blow-blow,✦ blows, oh, oh-oh-oh,✦ oh
[Outro]
I don't know, I don't know what caused—✦
I don't know what caused✦ me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know
But I'll probably be this way 'til my dyin' day
I don't know why I'm so—, I'm so cold
Mean things I don't mean to say
I guess this is how you made me