[Verse 2]
Woke up, it was dawn, musta✦ knew somethin' was wrong
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
Donald Duck's on, there's✦ a Tonka✦ Truck in the yard
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka✦ Trump in the trunk of my car?
Gotta✦ get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
Must go above✦ and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon✦ me
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton✦ twirler that got dumped✦ in the pond
Second✦ murder✦ with no recollection of it
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin'✦ out sections✦ from it
Memory's too fucked✦ to remember,✦ destructive temper✦
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
'Nother✦ dismembered✦ toddler discovered✦ this winter✦ probably✦
'Cause the disassembled body✦
Was covered✦ up in the snow since the month of November✦ oddly✦
I'm wanted✦ for questioning
Them son of a bitches probably✦ just wanna✦ pin this on me
[Chorus]
But hey man, I was framed✦
I know what this looks like, officers✦
Please just give me one minute✦
I think I can explain✦
I ain't murdered✦ nobody✦
I know these words are so nutty✦
But I'm just here to entertain✦
How come your shirt is so bloody?✦
There's✦ a missing✦ person,✦ so what? He's
Got nothin'✦ to do with me
I'm almost✦ certain✦ I was framed✦
[Verse 3]
Still on the loose, they
Spotted me inside✦ McDonald's Tuesday
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin'✦ like your college roommate
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby✦ Boucher
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
Just escaped from the state pen
For **** eight women✦ who hate men
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked✦
When I break in your basement
Under✦ your baby's✦ play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent✦
Facin'✦ the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent✦
Blatant sexual implications✦ are continuin' to get thrown
Insinuations✦ are placed✦ in little riddles and poems
Left on your pillow✦ in hopes,✦ that when you get home
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window✦
But it never✦ occurred to me I could describe a murder✦ scene
In a verse and be charged with first degree
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
With the massacre or the Burger✦ King burglary
No, officer, you see
[Chorus]
I was framed✦
I know what this looks like, officers✦
Please just give me one minute✦
I think I can explain✦
I ain't murdered✦ nobody✦
I know these words are so nutty✦
But I'm just here to entertain✦
How come your shirt is so bloody?✦
There's✦ a missing✦ person,✦ so what? He's
Got nothin'✦ to do with me
I'm almost✦ certain✦ I was framed✦