[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe✦ it
I ain't never✦ seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never✦ seen an ass like that
Every✦ time I see the show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
D-doing, doing, doing
[Verse 2]
Mary-Kate✦ and Ashley✦ used✦ to be so wholesome
Now they getting older,✦ they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies✦ and sit down with my popcorn
Police✦ saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket,✦ look, I put it away,✦ my zipper's zipped✦
Please do not remove✦ me from this movie theater, please
I did not even✦ get to see Mary-Kate✦ shower✦ scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman,✦ this movie's✦ PG
Mr. Officer,✦ I demand✦ to see my attorney✦
I will simply✦ plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?✦
I am Triumph, Britney✦ Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's✦ a puppet✦ on my hand (Hahaha)✦
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe✦ it
I ain't never✦ seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
Hilary✦ Duff is not quite old enough,✦ so
I ain't never✦ seen a butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
[Verse 3]
The way she moves,✦ she dances✦ like a go-go✦
In that video,✦ she sings, "Get out, you bozo"✦
I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo✦
Police✦ saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized✦
And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer,✦ lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody✦ is safe from me, no, not even✦ me
I don't even✦ know if I can say the word "pee-pee"
Pee, on the radio,✦ but I think I did
Janet,✦ is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold,✦ get down
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe✦ it
I ain't never✦ seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?
I ain't never✦ seen an ass like that
'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing
[Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
Woo
Fuck is wrong with you?
Hah