Encore
Big Weenie
Eminem
Lyrics & Rhyme Analysis
21
End
270
Internal
86
Multi
224
Slant
12
Chain
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[Chorus]
You're just jealous✦ of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead✦ of just admitting✦ it, you walk around✦ and say
All kinds of really✦ mean things about✦ me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only✦ 'cause you're just really✦ jealous✦ of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna✦ be, so you just look like an idiot✦
When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy✦ to see
You're really✦ just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 2]
Alright✦ now I (Shit), I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something✦ extremely✦ important
But I forgot✦ who or what it was, I fucked✦ up
Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot,✦ no, I didn't
That's just what you wanted✦ to hear from me is that I fucked✦ up, ain't it?
But I can bust one take without looking at no paper✦
It doesn't take a bunch of takes✦ or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, okay?✦ You're drooling, you have tooth decay✦
Your mouth is open,✦ you're disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch?
A bunch of sweets or something?✦ What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
Your tooth is rotten✦ to the gum, your breath stinks, wanna✦ chew some gum?
"Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?" You, sir, are on truth serum✦
"Marshall, I'm so jealous✦ of you, please say you won't tell nobody✦
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely✦ terrified
That someone's gonna✦ find out why I'm saying all these terrible
Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities"✦
[Chorus]
You're just jealous✦ of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead✦ of just admitting✦ it, you walk around✦ and say
All kinds of really✦ mean things about✦ me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only✦ 'cause you're just really✦ jealous✦ of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna✦ be, so you just look like an idiot✦
When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy✦ to see
You're really✦ just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 3]
Alright,✦ now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about✦ earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes✦ two hits of ecstasy
'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna✦ check to see?
Here's✦ a mirror,✦ notice✦ the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sunglasses✦ on, now look in this mirror✦
How 'bout now? What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy✦ and look like idiots with sunglasses✦ on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about✦ weenies✦
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between✦ me and you, I know you're not happy✦
I know you'd much rather✦ see me lying in the corner✦ of a room somewhere crying
Curled✦ up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's✦ no denying
That my weenie is much bigger✦ than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana✦ between✦ two oranges
Why are you even✦ doing this to yourself? It's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous✦
My point is this
That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
Now I forgot✦ what the chorus is, you're just as...
[Chorus]
You're just jealous✦ of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead✦ of just admitting✦ it, you walk around✦ and say
All kinds of really✦ mean things about✦ me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only✦ 'cause you're just really✦ jealous✦ of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna✦ be, so you just look like an idiot✦
When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy✦ to see
You're really✦ just a big weenie, big weenie
[Outro]
Fuck off my dick
Technical Breakdown
8.3
Multisyllabic Rhymes9.5
Complexity of rhyme schemes (data-driven)
Internal Rhymes9.5
Rhymes within a line (data-driven)
Wordplay / Double Entendres5.0
Clever language, metaphors, punchlines
Cadence / Rhythm10.0
Flow variation and timing (data-driven)
Vocabulary Complexity7.0
Range and depth of words used (data-driven)
Delivery / Breath Control7.0
Performance and control
Computed Score8.34
Production
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Critic Analysis
RAPLEDGER BAROMETER™
The verse functions as a meta-theatrical performance piece, prioritizing deliberate technical 'slop' and conversational cadence over traditional lyrical density, serving the track's persona-driven narrative.
A
9.5
Multisyllabic
9.5
Internal Rhymes
10
Cadence / Flow
7
Vocabulary
5
Wordplay
7
Delivery
Meta-commentaryConversational flowMultisyllabic internal rhyme clustersFourth-wall breaking
Rhyme Architecture: Dense, multi-syllabic internal rhyming concentrated on assonance, specifically long 'u' and 'ee' vowel sounds, shifting into aggressive, repetitive multi-syllabic bursts centered on dental hygiene imagery.
Verified Doubles & Entendres
"You, sir, are on truth serum"
① A direct reference to the chemical substance 'truth serum' which forces an individual to speak honestly.② A homophonic wordplay where 'serum' phonetically mimics 'sir-um', acting as a condescending suffix to his address of the listener.
"What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?"
① A literal question asking if the antagonist consumed the snack food 'Crunch 'n Munch'.② A repetitive, percussive rhyme scheme that turns the product name into a mockery of the subject's supposed lack of intelligence and hygiene.
Exceptional rhythmic control despite the mock-amateur delivery
Effective use of self-reflexive humor
High density of internal rhymes creating a fluid, conversational pocket
Lyrical content relies heavily on juvenile insults
Limited metaphorical range beyond the literal scope of the song's premise
Wordplay is primarily focused on internal sonic matching rather than deep semantic layering