[Chorus: Eminem]
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is—
I forgot✦ my name
My aim was not to become✦ what I became✦ with this level✦ of fame
My soul is possessed✦ by this devil✦
My new name is... Rain Man
[Verse 2: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
Now in the Bible, it says:
"Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual✦ sex
Unless, of course, you were given✦ the consent to join in
Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual✦ sex
Which isn't as bad, long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either✦ before,✦ during,✦ or after✦ performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used✦ by today's✦ kids in a more derogatory way
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
Let's ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I got a question, if I may (Yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, —ut, I ain't done yet
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"✦
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
It was never✦ meant—it was just an accident
But he tripped,✦ fell, slipped,✦ and his penis✦ went in—
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit?
And I don't need to go into✦ any✦ more details, but—
What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay?
I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around✦ with a manly✦ strut, because
[Chorus: Eminem]
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot✦ my name
My aim was not to become✦ what I became✦
With this level✦ of fame
My soul is possessed✦ by this devil✦
My new name is... Rain Man
[Verse 3: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
You find me offensive,✦ I find you offensive—✦
Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna✦ come to my good senses?✦
Probably the day Bush comes✦ to my defenses
My spider✦ sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby✦
And my plan is to get him next and open✦ up a whip-ass canister
God damn it, Dre, where's✦ the goddamn✦ beat? (Yeah)
Anyway,✦ anyway,✦ I don't know how else to put it
This is the only✦ thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic—yup, yup, don't worry,✦ I'm on it
I got it, high-five✦ Nick Lachey✦
Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked✦ away✦ (*Pfffffff*)
And as she flew around✦ the room like a balloon
I grabbed the last can of chicken-tuna✦ out the trash can, and zoom
I headed✦ straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut✦ butter–jelly-chicken-tuna✦ sandwich
And I ain't even✦ gotta✦ make no goddamn✦ sense
I just did a whole song, and I didn't say shit
[Chorus: Eminem]
'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot✦ my name
My aim was not to become✦ what I became✦
With this level✦ of fame
My soul is possessed✦ by this devil✦
My new name is... Rain Man
[Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...
Yup
Rain Man
Definitely,✦ definitely✦ Dr. Dre
Super-dope beatmaker
2000 and 1000, four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se—seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...
And seventy
Yeah