[Chorus]
For all the weed that I've smoked,✦ yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
To all the friends I used✦ to have, I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes✦ can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done, yo, I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
For every✦ time I reminisce,✦ yo, I miss my past
But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass
[Verse 2]
I walked✦ into✦ a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast, when your blood spilled, it was still blue
I'll hang you 'til you dangle, and chain you with both ankles✦
And pull you apart from both angles✦
I wanna✦ crush your skull 'til your brains leak out of your veins
And bust open✦ like broken✦ water✦ mains
So tell Saddam✦ not to bother✦ with makin'✦ another bomb
'Cause I'm crushin' the whole world in my palm
Got your girl on my arm, and I'm armed✦ with a firearm
So big my entire✦ arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady✦ iron-on✦
And the pants to match ("Here, Momma,✦ try 'em on")
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives✦
A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives✦
(Shittin' on rappers) Causing hospital accidents
God help me, before✦ I commit✦ some irresponsible acts again✦
[Chorus]
For all the weed that I've smoked,✦ yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
For all the friends I used✦ to have, I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes✦ can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done, yo, I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
For every✦ time I reminisce,✦ yo, I miss my past
But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass
[Verse 3]
I wanted✦ an album so rugged✦ nobody✦ could touch it
Spent a million a track and went over✦ my budget✦ (Oh shit)
Now, how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet
Drug sickness got me doin' some bugged✦ twitches✦
I'm withdrawin' from crack so bad my blood itches✦
I don't rap to get the women,✦ fuck bitches✦
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes✦
Never✦ ran with a clique, I'm a posse
Kamikaze, strappin' a motherfuckin' bomb across✦ me
From the second I was born, my momma✦ lost me
I'm a cross between Manson,✦ Esham✦ and Ozzy✦
I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this Earth was my first birthday
Retarded? What did that nurse say?
Brain damage?✦ Fuck, I was born durin'✦ an earthquake
[Chorus]
For all the weed that I've smoked,✦ yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
To all the friends I used✦ to have, yo, I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes✦ can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done, yo, I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended,✦ yeah, fuck you too
For every✦ time I reminisce,✦ I miss my past
But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass