[Chorus]
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault (I'm sorry)✦
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
[Verse 2]
"Yo, Sue"
"Get away✦ from me, I don't know you"
"Oh shoot, she's trippin'"
"I need to go puke" (Blehh)
"I wasn't tryna✦ turn this into✦ somethin' major
I just wanted✦ to make you appreciate nature✦
Susan,✦ stop crying, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry✦ your father✦ raped✦ ya
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin'✦ and spaz out (Nah)"
She said, "Help me, I think I'm havin'✦ a seizure"
I said, "I'm high too, bitch, quit grabbin' my T-shirt (Let go)
Would you calm down? You're startin' to scare me"
She said, "I'm 26 years old and I'm not married
I don't even✦ have any✦ kids and I can't cook"
"(Hello)✦ I'm over✦ here, Sue (Hi)
You're talking✦ to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
'Cause I never✦ seen no one eat as many✦ 'shrooms as you ate"
[Chorus]
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl (Whoops)
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault (It's an accident)
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
[Verse 3]
"Susan,✦ wait, where you goin'? You better✦ be careful"
"Leave me alone,✦ dad, I'm sick of gettin'✦ my hair pulled"✦
"I'm not your dad, quit trying to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
'Fore you do something dumb
I'll be right back, just chill, baby,✦ please?
I gotta✦ go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these
(I'ma✦ kill him)
John, where's✦ Dave at? Before✦ I bash you"
"He's in the bathroom, I think he's takin'✦ a crap, dude"
"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's✦ a girl upstairs✦ talking✦ to plants, choppin' her hair off
And there's✦ only✦ two days left of Spring Break
How long do these things take to wear off?"
"Well, it depends on how many✦ you had"
"I took three, she ate the other✦ 22 caps
Now she's upstairs✦ cryin' out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol"
"She's gonna✦ die, dude"
"I know and it's my fault"
"Oh my God"
[Chorus]
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world (I'm sorry)✦
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault (What do I do?)
I never✦ meant to give you mushrooms,✦ girl
I never✦ meant to bring you to my world
But now you're sittin'✦ in the corner,✦ crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
[Outro]
My God, I'm so sorry,✦ I'm so sorry✦
Susan,✦ please wake up, please
Please wake up, what are you doing?!
You're not dead, you're not dead
I know you're not dead
Wake up, Susan,✦ wake up
Oh my God