[Skit: Stan, Girl]
Come on, just come in here for a minute✦
I don't know
Look, look, look
Damn
Look, it's gonna✦ be alright,✦ alright?✦
O-okay✦
Look, give me a kiss, pull your pants off, come on
[Interlude: Mark Avery]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old
After✦ meeting a young girl at a rave party✦
Things start getting hot and heavy✦ in an upstairs bedroom
Once again,✦ his conscience comes✦ into✦ play
[Verse 2: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
Now, listen✦ to me, while you're kissin'✦ her cheek
And smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta✦ do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Yo, this girl's only✦ fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh)✦
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
'Til she passes✦ out and she forgot✦ how she got there
Man, ain't you ever✦ seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the porno✦ with Son Doobiest
Shit, you wanna✦ get hauled✦ off to jail?
Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail
[Interlude: The Isley Brothers, Mark Avery, (Grady), & Grady's Wife]
Here I lay
(Man, it feels good to be home)
Meet Grady,✦ a twenty-nine-year-old construction✦ worker✦
After✦ coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man
(What the fuck?) Grady✦
[Verse 3: Dr. Dre & Eminem]
Alright,✦ calm down, relax, start breathin'
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work, she's with some dude tryna✦ get off
Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off
Wait, what if there's✦ an explanation✦ for this shit?
What, she tripped, fell, landed✦ on his dick?
Tsh, alright,✦ Shady,✦ maybe he's right, Grady✦
But think about✦ the baby✦ before✦ you get all crazy✦
Okay,✦ thought about✦ it? Still wanna✦ stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard✦
You gonna✦ take advice✦ from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?✦
What you say?
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
I'ma✦ kill you, motherfucker
Uh-uh,✦ temper,✦ temper✦
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
Comin'✦ straight outta✦ Compton, y'all better✦ make way
How in the fuck you gonna✦ tell this man not to be violent?
'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?
Shoot 'em both, Grady,✦ where's✦ your gun at?