[Chorus: Eminem]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
[Verse 2: Eminem]
My English teacher wanted✦ to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser✦
Chased✦ him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper✦ (Ow)
Walked✦ in the strip club, had my jacket✦ zipped✦ up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over✦ pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"
Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper✦
Make a record about✦ doin' drugs and name it after✦ her
(Oh, thank you)
You know you blew up when the women✦ rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin'✦ Usher✦ fans
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
This guy at White Castle asked✦ for my autograph✦ (Dude, can I get your autograph?)✦
So I signed✦ it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[Chorus: Eminem]
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked✦ away✦ (Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready✦ to leave, it's too scary✦ to die (Fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside✦ the cemetery and buried✦ alive✦
(Huh, yup)
Am I comin'✦ or goin'? I can barely✦ decide✦
I just drank a fifth of vodka,✦ dare me to drive? (Go ahead)✦
All my life I was very✦ deprived
I ain't had a woman✦ in years and my palms are too hairy✦ to hide (Whoops)
Clothes ripped✦ like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
When I was little, I used✦ to get so hungry✦ I would throw fits
How you gonna✦ breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
I lay awake✦ and strap myself✦ in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself✦ in the head (Bang)
'Cause I'm steamin'✦ mad (Grr), and by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[Chorus: Eminem]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka,✦ Slim Shady✦