Hear ye, hear ye, from far and near
The one they call the Big Daddy✦ Kane is here
To deliver a message✦ to everyone✦ everywhere✦
So listen✦ up party✦ people cause this you should hear
It's a story✦ of a far-away atmosphere✦
That you will find very✦ rare and far beyond compare✦
All is sincere✦ and rather✦ debonair
So let's all gather✦ around,✦ because✦
Off to a place you thought was unreal✦
Where people of the world do know how to chill
Everything✦ remains cool and calm where you are
And if you ask about crime, they all'll say huh
They wouldn't even✦ know what you mean
Cause it's a different program, y'all know the routine
Where people work hard for a decent buck
And you can wear truck jewelry without✦ being stuck
Never✦ wondering whether your house is all right
So go leave your VCR on the porch overnight
And as for the people they all stand proud
Senior✦ citizens party✦ with the hip-hop crowd
You can hang at a jam till the break of dawn
And leave without✦ your Bally✦ shoes getting stepped on
Everyone✦ walks around✦ in their right mind and all
Because✦ crack ain't nothing✦ but a hole in the wall
So those who wish to live with glare and flair
There's✦ a place that this can be done, and yo
What I discovered may just only✦ seem
As something that you find in your wildest dream
But, on the real tip, you will see
I'm not playing, what I'm saying is reality
There is a place people live with joy
That the next man cannot come along and destroy
No one faces✦ problems, no one says sorry✦
And war ain't nothing✦ but a game on Atari✦
This message✦ also✦ applies to other✦ nations✦
Like Africa for instance, where there's✦ starvation✦
But if you come with me, you're sure to see
Ethiopians can eat in Red Lobster for free
And people that you saw before✦ that were poor
Will never✦ ever✦ see the situation✦ no more
'Cause in this world everyone's✦ a millionaire
Are you sick?
And what the hell is welfare?✦
Fashions✦ are smashing for all to flaunt
And we can get anything✦ that we want
So don't think you can't afford expensive✦ design
Because✦ fresh Gucci✦ wear is only✦ $5.99
So come ye all and attend this affair✦
As we journey to the promised land, and
Since I'm the type of guy that laughs and jokes✦
This may sound funny,✦ but seriously folks
It's a shame that people today✦ must live
In a world that's operating oh so negative✦
But I found a place designed especially for you
Where peace and harmony is everyone's✦ culture
So let's all gather✦ around✦ before✦ this world corrupts
And we don't even✦ need Scotty✦ to beam us up
Because✦