[Intro]
Man, whatever✦
Dre, just let it run
Ayo, turn the beat up a little bit
Ayo
This song is for anyone✦
Fuck it, just shut up and listen✦
Ayo
[Verse 1]
I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag of this weed
It gives✦ me the shit needed✦ to be the most meanest MC on this—
On this Earth, and since birth, I've been cursed✦ with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
All this tension,✦ dispensin' these sentences
Gettin'✦ this stress that's been eatin'✦ me recently
Off of this chest, and I rest again✦ peacefully
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone,✦ when you freaks see me out
In the streets when I'm eatin'✦ or feedin'✦ my daughter
Do not come and speak to me
I don't know you, and, no, I don't owe you a motherfuckin' thing
I'm not Mr. *NSYNC, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
If you tempt me, my tank is on empty✦
No patience✦ is in me, and if you offend me
I'm liftin'✦ you ten feet in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me, just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer,✦ file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom,✦ and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired✦ of all you
I don't mean to be mean
But that's all I can be, it's just me
[Chorus]
And I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
(Ha) Radio✦ won't even✦ play my jam
'Cause I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
(Ha) I don't know, that's just the way I am
[Verse 2]
Sometimes I just feel like my father,✦ I hate to be bothered
With all of this nonsense, it's constant
And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content
The song "Guilty✦ Conscience"✦ has gotten✦ such rotten✦ responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media✦ immediately points a finger✦ at me
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too
When a dude's✦ gettin'✦ bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin✦
Where were the parents at?
And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see
An upper-class city✦ havin'✦ this happenin'
Then attack✦ Eminem 'cause I rap this way, but I'm glad
'Cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn
And it's burnin',✦ and I have returned
[Chorus]
And I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
Radio✦ won't even✦ play my jam
'Cause I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
(Ha) I don't know, that's just the way I am
[Verse 3]
I'm so sick and tired✦ of bein' admired that I wish that I would just die or get fired✦
And dropped from my label,✦ let's stop with the fables✦
I'm not gonna✦ be able to top a "My Name Is"
And pigeon-holed into✦ some poppy✦ sensation✦
To cop me rotation✦ at rock 'n' roll stations✦
And I just do not got the patience✦
To deal with these cocky✦ Caucasians who think
I'm some wigga✦ who just tries to be black
'Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls
So they always keep askin'✦ the same fuckin'✦ questions✦
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who, what, when, the where, and the how
'Til I'm grabbin' my hair and I'm tearin'✦ it out (Argh)
'Cause they drivin'✦ me crazy,✦ I can't take it
I'm racin',✦ I'm pacin',✦ I stand, and I sit
And I'm thankful for every✦ fan that I get
But I can't take a shit in the bathroom✦ without someone standin' by it
No, I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole, I'm glad
[Chorus]
'Cause I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
Radio✦ won't even✦ play my jam
'Cause I am whatever✦ you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper,✦ the news, everyday✦ I am
(Ha) I don't know, that's just the way I am
[Produced by Eminem]Eminem